You scored as Sloth.
Sloth
94%
Wrath
94%
Gluttony
81%
Pride
69%
Lust
69%
Envy
56%
Greed
31%
Seven deadly sins
created with SatanFinally, somebody who came up with something to put myspace in it's place... so, here it is... for all the begging of comments on new pics (since they don't determine who loves you and who doesn't), and for all the stupid friends adds...1. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The caption under your picture that says "Me Being Sexy" doesn't convince anyone. (I'm so fucking, fucking, fucking hot)2. To the people who have like 25,098 friends....are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends. You're stupid. Go kill yourself. (do!)3. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. (So, you say it once again, i'm gonna stick a french fry on your eye)4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. (Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry... excuse me! How would you like to suck my balls... Mr. Garrison?)5. Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you, will comment on your pics. (Well, Sandi! It's the truth!)6. If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. (come on, i don't want to see even one!)7. Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!(meaning? The fact i like some band doesn't mean i'm gonna like your lame- ass band... fuck off)8. Little 6th, 7th, and 8th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. (n_n)9. If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. (yeah, yeah, got it from a bulletin... what are they gonna do? sue me?)10. I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them). (I didn't make that note)11. And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "you will die in 10 days if you dont repost this," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING BABY! (oh, how i would love to be Sadako)WTF?!!!Just what everybody loves to see... somebody with the prediction of suicide... though, work it well... you can get the results you want to. In the end, we don't decide how we die, but we decide how we live.
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.
Suicide
80%
Poison
73%
Accident
73%
Disappear
73%
Eaten
53%
Gunshot
47%
Disease
40%
Cut Throat
40%
Stabbed
40%
Suffocated
40%
Bomb
27%
Natural Causes
13%
Drowning
7%
How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.comAnd now, for your delight, something nobody will read. Anyway, I spent too long doing this shit, to discover it was designed for girls... once, a guy was biking around the world... in an Asian country, he noticed how people was giggling when he passed by... all the time, he was wearing this hat, and it was in the end that he discovered the hat was a female dressing part...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: José Villalobos Maroto
Birthday:: Uhhh... I don't know
Birthplace:: A labor room, i guess
Eye Color:: how do i know the mirror isn't lying to me?
Hair Color:: eye color
Height:: No idea
Weight:: No idea
Right handed or Left handed?: I'm allright
Your Heritage:: somos mitad caballeros mitad bohemios y embusteros, no somos lo que un padre quiere para su hijita bebé
My Worst Habit:: smoking, bitting my nails
Zodiac Sign:: Cancer
Shoe Size:: One that my foot fits into
Pants Size:: ... i won't answer that way...
Innie or Outie?: condom
Parents Still Together?: no
The Shoes You Wore Today:: the same i wore yesterday, biotch
Your Weakness:: sincerity
Your Fears:: mom
Your Perfect Pizza:: the ones i make
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: getting to Canada
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: ¬¬ perra
Thoughts First Waking Up:: "fuuuuuuuczzzzzzzz..z.z.z.z.zzz"
Your Best Physical Feature:: Ask somebody else
Your Bedtime:: 2 am
Your Most Missed Memory:: If i miss it, how can i remember it, idiot?
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Black, blue
Food?: small mammals.. living, twitching small mammals
Sport?: Keyboard
Animal?: Bush
Ice Cream?: Choco Chips
Candy?: Rabbit
Store?: for what?
Salad Dressing?: spicey
Actor?: Morgan Freeman
Song?: Meccamputechture, Asilos Magdalena
Letter?: wtf...?
Number?: 129 387,12
Gum?: semen
Holiday?: i don't know
Season?: both seasons suck
Toothpaste Flavor?: ... this is starting to get stupid...
Radio Station?: i don't listen to radio.
Perfume?: 212 PUERCO
Scent besides perfume?: bacon
Body part on the opposite sex?: hands
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: a grown up
How Do You Want To Die?: dead
Turn ons:: redheads
Turn offs:: creampie
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Haha... Matuque is my clone... right, little brother?
Who's The Loudest?: *insert all my friends here*
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: hmmm... i don't know
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Diego
Who's The Shyist?: Paz?
When Have You Cried The Most?: October- November 2005
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Getting back at somebody
Worst Feeling?: humilliation
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: who knows?
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: i would get rid of my four tits
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: I'll tell you when I die
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: valley of the death
Let's look at the: sun.. AAAAH, MY EYES!!!!
What a nice: pussy
Where did all the: dildos went? THEY WERE IN MY ASS!
Why can't we: burn houses?
Silly, little: mammal
Isn't it weird that: they know how to start the sentence?
Never under any circumstance: will i deny to do something.
I wish: upon a star... that the goddam star fell on somebody's house
Everyone has a: belly button
I am: a belly button
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yes, and also confused crush with love
Been To Juvie?: Not yet
Mooned Someone?: Buzz Aldrin
Been Rejected?: childish crushes
Ran Away From Home?: not yet.
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: yeah, and non- crushes too.. and you too
Skipped School?: mhmmm
Thought About Suicide?: yeah, not that i'm proud of that stage of life.
Slept Outside?: mhmmm
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: years ago
Cried In School?: may be in elementary, can't remember
Thrown Up In School?: yeah, during mass
Wanted To Be a Model?: i have a brain, you know?
Cheated On Someone?: kinda, and i'm sorry
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: i'm not laughing, so i can't recall
Seen A Dead Body?: yes
Been Bitched Out?: yes
Drank Alcohol?: yes
Smoked?: A LOT
Been On Drugs?: i hate them
Eaten Sushi?: hmmm... yuuuuuuuuum... orgasmic
Been On Stage?: a couple of times
Gone Skinny Dipping?: in the shower
Shoplifted?: kinda
Been Drunk?: sorry
Been Called A Tease?: by my gf
Been Beaten Up?: no
DO YOU
Swear?: yes
Sing Well?: no
Shower Daily?: how often is dialy?
Want To Go To College?: mweh
Want To Get Married?: Yes
Believe In Yourself?: ---
Get Motion Sickness?: sometimes
Think You Are Attractive?: no
Get Along With Your Parents?: hmmm...
Like Thunderstorms?: yes, unless the light goes off in the middle of an msn chat
Play An Instrument?: Bass, mostly
Own An IPOD?: Indigestional Putrid Ornamental Disease... yes
Pray?: yes
Go To Church?: no, unless i have matches and gasoline
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: ... you're fucking sick...
Keep A Journal/Diary?: xanga
Dance In The Rain?: and i listen to Beethoven too
Sing In The Shower?: depends...
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: it's the fucking same
McDonald's or Burger King?: ¬¬
Single or Group Dates?: wtf?
Chocolate or Vanilla?: both, mixed in my anus
Strawberries or Blueberries?: straw
Meat or Veggies?: meat
TV or Movie?: depends
Guitar or Drums?: no point of comparation
Adidas or Nike?: i'm starting to get bored of this questionary
Chinese or Mexican?: Girls?
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: what are cheerios?
Cake or Pie?: pies have
MTV or VH1?: both are shit
Blind or Deaf?: blind
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: i'll go cut my nuts off first
Write With Both Hands?: i can do other things with both hands... like playing bass
Whistle?: no
Blow A Bubble?: i also ate bubbles
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: i'm doing it right now
Cross Your Eyes?: yeah... last time, the left ended up in the right and viceversa
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: never tried
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: yeah...
Dance?: yeapies
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: dog food?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: ... i won't answer that
You Talked To On The Phone:: my love
You Instant Messaged:: Dawn, 6 seconds ago
You Hugged:: i don't know
You Yelled At:: that must have been years ago... no, wait... Cristian
You Played A Sport With:: is sex a sport?
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: no idea, may be a few mins ago
Time You Cried?: couple of weeks ago
Movie You Watched?: can't remember
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: what was the last gum i chewed?
Joke You Told?: your momma
Song You've Sung?: My ass
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: in fronto f a computer
What Can You See Out Your Window?: another window
Are You Listening To Music?: no
What Are You Wearing?: clothes
What's On Your Mousepad?: a mouse
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: if there is, i hope they don't go through this fucking questionary
Do you believe in miracles?: it's a miracle i reached this question
Magic?: can you magically answer the rest of the questions?
Love at first sight?: no
God?: yes, and i hate it
Satan?: no
Ghosts?: kinda
Santa?: i fuck with his mother when he's away
Evolution?: not for you
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: brown
Fav Hair Color:: dark
Short or Long Hair:: long
Height:: i don't know
Weight:: why do ihave the feeling this is a girly questionary?
Best Clothing Style:: whatever makes him look good
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Canada
Number Of CD's I Own:: about 350
Your Good Luck Charm:: my penis
How many pillows do you sleep with?: ... you sick bastard
Do you drink milk?: is that a pun?
Person You Hate Most:: my old self
Most Outdated Phrase:: te mataré, maldita perra
Do you think God has a gender?: no
Where do you think we go when we die?: to the graveyard
How many rings until you answer the phone?: one ring to rule them all
What is something scientists need to invent?: shorter questionaries
Are you a health freak?: naaaaaaaah *pulls out a bugger*
Are you a virgin?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Space
What is the worst weather?: the one you can't enjoy
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: and they enjoyed it
How many grades have you failed?: none
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Valentine
You're the fat girl that was made fun of, that can't get over the fact that it was years ago, and tries to frame her murders, on another geek she once kissed. Also, we think you're cool enough as to kill the idiot who made this quiz and to send a dead rat to the dude who made Myspace
What Futurama Character are you?
Hubert J. Farnsworth
You are a intelligent person with a hint of craziness in you. You have great ideas, but tend not to complete them.
What Family Guy are you?
Stewie Griffin
Smart and devious
You scored as Cheshire Cat (wtf?! I wanted to be Alice!). You are the Cheshire Cat T.T. You love to play jokes on people because to you, thats the funniest thing in the world. People usually come to you when they need help though, and if you arent playing jokes, you can point them in the right direction.
Cheshire Cat
88%
The Mad Hatter
88%
Mister Caterpillar
75%
Alice
75%
Twedledee and Twedledum
50%
The Flowers
25%
The Queen of Hearts
0%
Which is your Alice In wonderland alter-ego
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