I bring A. to my father's house. |
I bring A. to my father's house. It's the first real house he bought, the one I spent most of my youth growing up in. There is a small coral snake on the tile floor of the bathroom. Not sure if it's p...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:56:00 GMT |
flat |
My roommate, J, wakes me up to tell me 3 of the tires on my car are flat. I lean my head out the door to confirm that he is correctthe only tire still inflated is the driver's side front. It's cloudy...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:40:00 GMT |
Olga Kurylenko |
Olga Kurylenko glides down from the sky. She is nude except for white bikini bottoms and has skin connecting her arms, down to the wrist, to her waist like a gliding squirrel. She lands in front of he...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:02:00 GMT |
nerd date |
I'm on a "nerd date". It's like a John Hughes movie where Molly Ringwald is mousier, bespectacled and blonde. We go to the airport and ride up something like a rubberized baggage chute. As we explore ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:11:00 GMT |
stuck key |
My key board has a stuck key. The "W" is where the "G" should be, underneath the "T". I remove the "W" and "T" keys and try to blow out any obstruction.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:57:00 GMT |
party in my honor |
I'm at a party in my honor. M tells me she doesn't want to work with me anymore. She would prefer to work with P because my work is sloppy. I gripe about this to J and we end up getting in a heated ar...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:13:00 GMT |
in a grotto |
I'm in a grotto watering grape vines that run up a tree. Since I have the hose out I figure I may as well wash the horse. The horse is very friendly and doesn't mind the soap. It shy's away from the h...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Aug 2009 10:14:00 GMT |
leaking |
I pull out of the driveway and suspect my
car may be leaking, but note how meticulous I am about maintenance and
write it off as a puddle of fluid that must have leaked from another
carprobably an...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:50:00 GMT |
braces, again |
I have braces, again. They are put on poorly and lose adherence in the front. I decide I'll take them off. The top, fitted on inserts which wrap around my teeth, are keenly fashioned to resemble teeth...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 10:08:00 GMT |
the storm |
My roommate and I go outside to look at the storm. We're on a green lawn under thick, low, black clouds. He has me turn around to see that a tornado is just about to touch down. The wind tries to swee...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:38:00 GMT |
