Hella Bukkake - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm the Queen of the Internets.

My Interests

Reading, listening to music, critiquing music, film, teh internets, bukkake, pirates, communism, pokemons, drinking, hookah, obtaining files of teh internets, IRC, school, 'political' matters, constitutional law, fighting evil by moonlight, radio, pwning neocons, pwning emos, photoshopping funny pics, making people laugh, protools, doggies, humor in general, 1337, sarcasm, cynicism, animes, surrealism, passive romanticism, computers, learning more about computers, live sound reinforcement, studio editing, radio

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, funny, interesting people. If you can't spell or use apostrophes, don't message me. If you can't give or take a joke, don't message me. If you center your life around a television and a pack of Miller Light, don't message me. If you don't enjoy a healthy balance of idealism and cynicism, don't message me. If you don't give a flying fuck about the future of our society and our political system, don't message me. If you like emo, don't message me. If you're looking for a one-night stand, don't message me. If you are offended by dead baby jokes, don't message me. If you believe in political correctness, don't message me. If you do a lot of drugs, don't message me. If you're a money hungry neocon, don't message me.
Otherwise. It's all gravy, baby.

Music:

Joe Satriani, Buckethead, Steve Vai, Johnny A, Eric Clapton, The Beatles, Amon Amarth, Children of Bodom, KMFDM, Don Caballero, DevilDriver, Pink Floyd, Mindless Self Indulgence, Radiohead, Goatwhore, Finntroll, The Velvet Undergroud, In Flames, Exodus, Apocalyptica, Thrill Kill Kult, Vast, Aphex Twin, Dark Tranquility, Rick Astley, Primus, Rammstein, Mushroomhead, Tool, Dream Theater, Radiohead, Gojira, Dragonforce, Dream Evil, Iron Maiden, Manowar, Mystic Prophecy Ministry

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, High Fidelity, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Wayne's World, Pi, Closer, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Resevoir Dogs, Labyrinth, Snatch, Eulogy, Lost in Translation, The Seventh Seal, Being There, American Beauty, Monty Python, Citizen Kane, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, To Catch a Predator, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, House, Lost, The Office, Pokemon, Sailor Moon

Books:

Dark Romanticism
Transcendentalism
Science fiction
Political Satire
Literary Non Fiction
Fantasy
Mythology
Trashy Fiction
British Comedy

Heroes:

My Blog

New Tattoo!

OneTwoMy tramp stamp has graduated to a lower back piece. I got the script when I was 18, and added the roses yesterday....
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:12:00 PST

Two rockstars at 9pm+terrible insomnia=blogging at 3am

Hm. Call me a cynic... Or a romantic... But I can assure you, this isn't what you think it's about. TogetherThe world spins over and over On an axis of organized chaos; But, the oceans lie in eerie st...
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:23:00 PST

Tattoo

Dreams are irrationally emotive Fallacies rendered by (inherently sub conscious)Minds, shattered by a harsher reality, of, Pseudo-intellectualism and what it means To be completely and utterly worthle...
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

Poems poems poems

Every rose has its thornHow beautiful the roses are, Smelling oh so sweet; They dance and sing a rosey song, Lather rinse repeat. I see them dance their rosey song, So soft and crimson red; I wish t...
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:56:00 PST

Onions

I carry a bag full of onions, Purple and yellow and red So taunting with bitter-sweetness, Crisp beneath skin very dead. The purples are sappy and soft, Isolated, aloof, and alone Tasting so saf...
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

Update: moving, relationships, new job, new major

They say that April showers bring May flowers. I sure fucking hope the mages of cliche sayings are right. At least in a figurative sense. I have terrible allergies so the last thing I need is more pol...
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:55:00 PST

More poetry

Pulling TeethI am pulling out all my teeth--One,by,one,by,one,Until all of them are gone.I pull one everyday--They clitter-clatter in the sink,Shiny smiling diamonds.Left molar then a right--To keep m...
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

Poem: Laundry Sheets

I really like the smell of laundry sheets.No, I mean really. In one load I put seven, fifteen, thirty-two. Sometimes, I grab handfuls.I sprinkle them on my mound of clothes. Like snow covered hills.Or...
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST

Pics of G3 - Joe Satriani, Paul Gilbert, and John Petrucci

http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f260/hellabukkake/It was awesome. For having mediocre seats, I got some pretty neat pictures. I also have a video in my video section if you care to take a look. ...
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST

Non-fiction piece

It's still in production. Tell me what you think. SkeletonsThe sadness is so greatso real. It is infinite; like hole-punched darkness or blind faith. Hot, sloppy tears lay against my dilated pupils ...
Posted by Hella Bukkake on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:15:00 PST