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Get Your Own Voice Player ManageI have been performing for over 3 years now. I have worked in Ohio, Michigan & Pennsylvania. I was the show director at Club Distractions in Toledo, Spirits on High (La Barca) in Columbus & Stiletto's in Inkster. I love to perform but I am not a competing queen. I hate competition and someone telling me that I am not good or better than anyone. I do it for fun and that's how I would like to keep it. But I did enter Miss Michigan New World on Nov. 15th and came in 3rd Place. I was very scared but I still held my head high.
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Name: Electra Lites
Birthday: October 8, 1984 or February 14, 2003
Birthplace: Toledo, Ohio
Current Location: Westland, Michigan
Eye Color: Blue/Hazel
Hair Color: Depends on the night
Height: 6'3-6'6 Depends on my shoes
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Slovak/European
The Shoes You Wore Today: Well today was Estra's Pink Pumps
Your Weakness: A Man with a $50
Your Fears: No more intrest in me
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon and Ranch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To receive for first title
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn its dark already
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile/eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: The good ol days
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King... I love onion rings
Single or Group Dates: well single are better but I am shy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee but only as of today and Estra making me drink it
Do you Smoke: Yeah
Do you Swear: Damn! I never fu*king thought of it biatch!
Do you Sing: I sing live everywhere but on stage unless its karaoke
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: would love to go back
Do you want to get Married: not married but settle down and have some cats lol
&..39;Do you belive in yourself:' I sure do
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: At times if the lights are off
Are you a Health Freak: Want to be
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom and step dad are FABU!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: well some piano and french horn. its been forever though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hehehehe
In the past month have you Smoked: hehehehe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: well... this one is left open for discussion
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' yeah i went on two in the past two days
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Kinda
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Gurl its too cold here
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No but I had a wig stolen from me
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Once in high school
Ever Shoplifted: Yea I have and got caught
How do you want to Die: Lets not talk about that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a Vet. because I love children!
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt or France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I have no preference
Favourite Hair Color: I like variety and change. I love the look to be different all the time!
Short or Long Hair: Not to long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: anywhere under 200 and we can talk
Best Clothing Style: Anything they like is ok to me because I can wear the hell out of sweatpants and tshirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: i lost count after uuuhhhh
Number of CDs I own: Gurl I lost count
Number of Piercings: Once two but down to one
Number of Tattoos: Zero I dont think Id ever get a tatoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Well nothing in the past two days
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! What animals eyes do you have?? (personality, preditor or prey and your daemons form [a soul in animal form])
You have the eyes of a Falcon- You a graceful and High spirited. You like to be around people of your type. You are a Carnivore but when food is low you eat fruit and berries (only because you have to). Your Daemon is a Falcon and be proud of it because it means you have an ace imagination.
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You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.
Sex God


95%

A Slave To BDSM


80%

A Romantic


50%

Virgin


43%
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My Interests

I love my friends! They are what keeps me together! (Formykka, D. Desmond, Elektra, Beth, Cock-Block, Mattress etc...) Without my true friends I would be lost! Electra likes to sing (even though not well). She likes to dance (again not well) and she loves Music! Electra loves shopping! (Victoria Secret, Bebe, and Im not ashamed to admit it, Value World and the Dollar Stores) I do love me some Myspace. Its good for catching up and promoting. You can meet some great friends.... lol!
MySpace Comments
You Are a Golden Blonde
Men see you as flirty and fun, yet deep and thoughtful
You've got all the pizzazz of a blonde...
With the intensity of a brunette How Blonde Are You?
Your Flirt Quotient
You are 60% Flirt How Much of a Flirt Are You?
You Should Shop at Bebe
Classically feminine, sexy, and shapely clothes What Store Matches Your Style?
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You Are 68% Addicted to Myspace
Your Myspace addiction factor is: High

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anyone who likes to perform and have a good time doing it. I also wanna meet Paris Hilton, Whitney Houston, Dolly Parton, Ellen, Jennifer Lopez, Angela Lansbury, Neicy Nash, Destiny's Child, Crystal Waters, any bar owners, and anyone famous will do.

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Music:

Any female numbers are hott. I have a high interest in Pussycat Dolls, Kelly Clarkson, Whitney Houston, Jennifer Lopez, PINK, Dolly Parton and even though I love the song "Cause I'm a Blonde" from Julie Brown, I was told that I could not ever perform that number again. (Thanks Beth and Elektra) I still love you both though!!! I love this new up-and-coming star named Regina Spektor. Check her out! What kind of Dolly Parton song should you listen to?
You are country/flashy Dolly. You like yourself a gee-tar and a flashy Rhinestone jumpsuit and you're good to go! You should give a listen to "White Limozeen" and "9 to 5".
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Movies:

Bedknobs & Broomsticks, Finding Nemo, Mommy Dearest, 9 to 5, Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2, I will think of some more! What Movie Are You?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindYou are romantic, bizarre, clever, and very interesting indeed. You tend to leave people confused, but wanting more. You are one of those people that everyone seems to want to learn more and more about. You also see the beauty in every situation. I'd love to meet you.
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you are.... DORY! your forgettfull and confused alot but you are a great fish! your personality is happy and kind! you can be slightly annoying to boring people, but ignore them, they're no fun! Keep it up!
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Television:

I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Will & Grace, Who Wants a Clean House?, The Nanny, Six Feet Under, Nip Tuck, Family Guy, Roseanne
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Your Smurf Name is
Drunken Smurf
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Which Will and Grace Character Are You?
You are Karen Walker!
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MySpace Layouts Which character from the tv show Roseanne are you?(with pictures!)
You're Jackie Harris! You have a big date tonight with Fred, or was it Gary. No, maybe his name's Bob. Anyway, you're a top notch sister who's always there for sister and her family. You hate your mom with an intense passion, but then again, who doesn't? Go ahead and get ready for your date because I think Bob's knocking on your door. Or, was it Todd?
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Books:

I love Christopher Rice!

Heroes:

I have one hero, my mother Julie. She has molded me to who I am today. I had another hero who recently let me down. She knows who she is. Doesnt it stink when someone isn't what you thought they were? What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Brigitte Bardot!
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My Blog

Two-face?!?!?!?

So I love how when someone tells you something to prevent an "incident" from happening that would cause pain or grief in some way, and then they go and tell the person exactly what they were trying to...
Posted by Mayonaise Momma on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

Fidelity

I never loved nobody fullyAlways one foot on the groundAnd by protecting my heart trulyI got lost, in the sounds.I hear in my mindAll of these voicesI hear in my mindAll of these wordsI hear in my min...
Posted by Mayonaise Momma on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:32:00 PST

Columbus

Well I am in Columbus for a funeral and I am right now having a wonderful time. I spent time with a friend today and I had the best day ever. i am now over at Estra's house and loving to spend time wi...
Posted by Mayonaise Momma on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

Electra Lites Merchandise

Go to www.cafepress.com/electralites and buy something with my face on it ...
Posted by Mayonaise Momma on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:25:00 PST

Tonight!

Ok... so tonight was one of the worst nights of a long time. Not only did I not even wanna do a show, but the owner was mad at me for not bringing enough guest numbers or the quality of entertainer...
Posted by Mayonaise Momma on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST

My Evening!

So at like 7:15 Wednesday my roomies and I decided to go to the Rainbow Room to do the Contest and just get out of the house. We got there, painted and started the show. I started off doing Patti L...
Posted by Mayonaise Momma on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:54:00 PST