I'd really like to meet a fictional character from one of my books , but that probably isn't going to happen anytime soon. I'm still looking for Zuzu Petals, but I guess I could settle for meeting normal people, just as long as they're not too normal. I don't want them to piss me off with their normalcy. You strange ones know what I'm talking about. Maybe someone who call tell me what this means:
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But just to be as offensive as possible, since I have a tendency to do such things, I'd like to meet Jesus if that's at all possible. If not, just sign me up for a box of the truffles. God knows I love chocolate.
Disclaimer:
If I send you a message that offends you, I must apologize for it. I'm sure offending you wasn't my original intent, it's just a rule of mine - I can't let stupid dogs lie.
If my religious standpoint bothers you, or if you just want some explanation, you can view my The Holy Bible and Infallible God page. There is always this lovely page about Socrates meeting Jesus if you feel brave enough. A must read. And for the truly brave, you can see what George Carlin has to say about Religion .
As well, the image below sums me up perfectly. This is what I am. It is up to you to decide what it really means.
William Shakespeare
Sonnet 144
Two loves I have of comfort and despair,
Which like two spirits do suggest me still:
The better angel is a man right fair,
The worser spirit a woman colour'd ill.
To win me soon to hell, my female evil
Tempteth my better angel from my side,
And would corrupt my saint to be a devil,
Wooing his purity with her foul pride.
And whether that my angel be turn'd fiend
Suspect I may, but not directly tell;
But being both from me, both to each friend,
I guess one angel in another's hell:
Yet this shall I ne'er know, but live in doubt,
Till my bad angel fire my good one out.
IM:
If after all of that you still feel that you want to talk to me, my AIM name is ZorazSolan
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