Kat Skratch Feever!

Meow! I'm Leopold Stotch...but you can call me Butters. I'm very important...people know me. My background? I'm a product of the 19th litter of my Mommy Betsy (this explains my mild retardation!) and I'm as cute as fuck and spoiled worse than Tom and Katie's little brat. I've avoided being de-clawed so far, but I cant say the same for my balls - so I'm pretty much permanantly pissed off! I sleep. I shed. I bite the ugly dude that thinks he's my Daddy. I love my Mommy. I'm unfortunately the victim of a broken marriage, so I'll meow and shit all over the place 'till Mom & Dad come to their senses. I can barf up a hairball that would put any turd you can create to shame. I'm Butters the cat...and you WILL worship me. Now get your fucking ass off the computer and feed me. Meow, motherfuckers..........Meow!