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Ohhh Alisha!!!

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About Me

My name is Alisha. I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and be a dork (Kurt Cobain wrote that, not me...and he didn't write it in my profile, obvi). I go to community college for the time being. I love cheesecake, have movie ADD, enjoy attention, and looooove making out...but anyway enough about me...oh wait...this is that section isn't it? Well, I'm pretty easy to please and even more easily entertained. I come up with the dumbest shit with my friends, and it keeps me laughing for hours on end. Seriously, I laugh at pretty much anything. If you have little to no confidence in your humor...come find me. I'm a huuuuge dork too. Although I thoroughly enjoy drinking, I'm just as happy wandering around a museum or reading National Geographic or watching something on animal planet. But anyway, I love my friends, especially hanging out with them. Other than that, I'm German, which is cool. I make enough Jew and Nazi jokes to pretty much ensure that I'm going to hell...but it's all in good fun, I swear. Oh yeah, and I try to be pretty amazing on pretty much a daily basis. P.S. Aim = Slushie925

My Interests

Painting my nails and peeling off the polish, outdoor stuff, beaches, travel, drinking, wildlife, taking pictures of people and myself, food that takes forever to eat, showering, shaving my legs (sometimes), blowing bubbles in my milk, applying lipgloss, drawing in sand, hanging out with funny people, riding in cars with loud music, singing into pepsi bottles, and being German.

I'd like to meet:

Rude people, scumbags, fuckheads who hack into myspace and screw up everyone's lives...I'd like to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick each of these individuals, and to do that, I'd have to meet them first.Other than that, I love the people in my life...they're so crazyyy...And Kenny from the Starting Line...I friggin LOVE him

Music:

Pop-punkish stuff I guess you'd call it (Blink182, Starting Line, Cartel, Cute is What We Aim For, that sort of thing), Music from the hippy days (think Jimi Hendrix), 90's Stuff(Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Offspring), Current stuff (top 40, rap-ish stuff, whatever's got a good beat), Relaxing music (acoustic guitar), and "girly" music I guess.

Movies:

Zoolander, Can't Hardly Wait, Dogma, The Village, Saw 1,2, and 3, It's a Wonderful Life, Disney Movies (not gonna lie...Lady and the Tramp, Lion King, 101 Dalmations), Anything w/Leonardo DiCaprio, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Dumb and Dumber(er), Ace Ventura:Pet Detective, Reservoir Dogs, Requiem For a Dream, Liar Liar, Rat Race, Hot Rod, Anything with a twist ending, Knocked Up, The Departed, Jackass 1 and 2, Ice Age 2, Fantastic 4, The Chronic(-what-)cles of Narnia

Television:

Prison Break, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, Family Guy, Futurama, American Idol, Robot Chicken, Documentaries on random stuff, Mythbusters, Tim and Eric (Awesome Show, Great Job!), America's Funniest Home Videos, Jackass, Wildboyz, Sports, Jeopardy, Food Network, the News, old school cartoons.

Books:

Mein Kampf, Enslaving Europe for Dummies...kidding...I really should read more books actually. But I do like literature: Chick Lit, Historical Stuff, John Grisham, and mushy-lovey-dovey-get-a-Kleenex stuff. And magazines...girly ones, sporty ones, and smart people ones.

Heroes:

My mom DEFINATELY, my friends, and Underdog, my favorite growing up as a kid...he provided me with HOURS of entertainment. And even though my army buddies abandoned me...the military is still my hero I guess...

My Blog

Why I hate the world today, by Alisha Brown

Soooooooo...I went with Nikki to apply today for Food Stamps and Temporary Aid. Apparently, you can't get aid if you're under 21. They still go to your parents to help you out on that one. It's like c...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:35:00 PST

Why I hate the world today, by Alisha Brown

Soooooooo...I went with Nikki to apply today for Food Stamps and Temporary Aid. Apparently, you can't get aid if you're under 21. They still go to your parents to help you out on that one. It's like c...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:36:00 PST

i'm drunk!!!!!!

yeah, i'm durnk as hsit shit and uus jsut wanted myself to know how shitbfaced i really am...i'll enjoy this in the mornign i'm sure but i'm porund none te h ther the less...anwyay...talk to myslef la...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:06:00 PST

funny christmas shit i found in my old emails

Dear SantaI wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy allYeer.yer Frend,BiLLyDear Billy,Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How About I send you a frickin boo...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST

I'm not gonna lie

Sitting down in an airport for over five hours...plus sitting on a plane for about the same amount of time, really kicks your ass. . . Just thought everyone would like to know how bored stiff I am, ...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST

I want to...

So I've been watching a lot of Wildboyz lately because my life is very uninteresting, and I've decided that it's time for Alisha to get out. I cannot wait to get outta school and travel the world and ...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

The Rant about Marist

So I'm sitting at home, yay home, right now avoiding work as usual. It's not that I don't want to do the work, it's just that the work is so insanely pointless and my college writing professor didn't ...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

Excitement

Wow, seriously. . . there is WAY too much to be excited about right now. Mainly it's the senior trip and all the shopping involved beforehand. I just sooooo can't wait to go and be warm and get sunbur...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:05:00 PST

Survey Thing

    The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::Blueish-Green Hair Color::Light Brown Height::Five foot short (about 5, 1 or 2) Favorite Color::Green Screen Name::Slushie925 ...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:44:00 PST

Last Day

    So, I know I said I don't blog much. But I'm inspired this morning. . . it is the last day of Spring Break. . . Tomorrow, it's back to school, back to homework, back to waking up at...
Posted by Ohhh Alisha!!! on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:47:00 PST