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BASSONICA!

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BASSONICA is not actually a band. Webster's Dictionary defines a BASSONICA as a: 1. n. an animal resembling a breed of cat native to Spain, 2. adj. noisy, bearing a sound quality similair to that of an madhouse cafeteria, 3. n. any three instruments played simultaneously in order to make ears bleed. There is actually no BASSONICA and this is not a site. This is simply where reality starts unraveling, and therefore everything you see here is simply a way for your brain to explain why you just saw an oak tree buying a pack of cigarettes in a downed airplane. So, for the time, Enjoy. Also, apologies.
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Member Since: 20/10/2006
Band Website: http://kiv.pp.ru/cgi-bin/index-house
Band Members: You, too, can become a "member of BASSONICA!". Please send your application with 19.95 MXN (shipping and handling), and your original birth certificate and passport to a location told t you by BASSONICA upon message request.
Influences: G D C F G F A E F G D G C CFEDAFGSo at least you got something out of this. Happy 4rth of July, Swine.
Sounds Like: Parrots.Please send crackers.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

So these EPs keep coming out invisible...

...but I took the order down with some asian fellow who I couldn't really understand, so who knows.By the way, thank you whoever sent me twenty pounds in egg-rolls! Guh-gu-guh-ge-guh-go!Is the egg man...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:45:00 GMT

The invisible ep

I made some more eps, but I cannot find them. Sucks, eh?   The Filthy EP was a roaring success in Lesotho, which only makes sense when you consider the country's bloodthirsty and warlike nature. ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:09:00 GMT

THE FILTHY EP

Okay, okay. Let's not get ahead of ourself, I said to myself the other day. These people are not ready for BASSONICA. They think he is inept and he wears stange headgear. And yet, they need it, I sai...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:07:00 GMT

BASSONICA! Live in Santa Ana Pt. 1: Hammering the Anvil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wowul7RBr3Y BASSONICA! Live in Santa Ana Pt. 1: Hammering the AnvilThis bass work is obviously a Sid Vicious tribute. Ha!
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 20:52:00 GMT

There Are Some Albums You Wont Be Getting

I just googled Bassonica, and...well, that's not the point. However, I was recently made aware of the fact that there is a pretty vast collection of BASSONICA recordings that you'll never hear. So, as...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:27:00 GMT

My band will soon be coming to kick your band’s ass.

Known only to a precious few, I have arranged to make a full-scale assault on music itself by forming a backing band for myself. Some of you may cry, "but won't that hinder your creative genius?", and...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Another Deaf Record update.

A Deaf Record was recently stolen, bootlegged, and re-released as Herbie Hancock's "River: The Joni Letters". It's amazing what modern jazz can to do a song like "Mr. Grinder Has Everything". I a...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:22:00 GMT

BASSONICA Recording Tip No. 1: Urine, Toilets, Sinks, etc.

Hello, friends. There's a man on your street, and he has nothing but a knife and some ill intentions. However, that isn't the topic of today's lecture. Should you ever, in your time as an engineer, ne...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:42:00 GMT

Tracklist for upcoming album, "A Deaf Record"

1.Where Are All Our Flying Cars? 2. Mr. Grinder Has Everything 3. Hammering the Anvil 4. The Down-Under Tango 5. The Hick 6. Bug 7. Jazz No. 5 8. He’s a Knockin’ 9. The Bone Song 10. Sie D...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:04:00 GMT

What You Will Soon Know

I can’t record right now. My shit is busted. I can see that you feel the same way, perhaps about your own equipment...but this time was different. This time was real. He was thirty years old and...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:45:00 GMT