Just what is a taco? |
A taco is a dog bed that is too small for me. When I lay in it it rolls up around me like a taco. My family used to think I liked sleeping curled up in a tight little ball... but now that I have a big...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:03:00 GMT |
I haven't been on here in awhile |
and it's becuase I don't love any of you anymore!..ha ha. Just kidding. I am mad though. I got spanked for eating underwear again, but it was really bad this time! I usually make the guilty face, slin...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:25:00 GMT |
Christmas Jacked Me Up |
Something happened recently. All of the girls spent lots of time wrapping things in paper - they yelled at my eveytime I ripped something. I have watched the ritualistic pluging-in and un-plugging of ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:57:00 GMT |
"Buck Fush!" |
I saw this on my friend's page. I am so SICK of this guy!
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:53:00 GMT |
The First Battle: Report to my Pug friend Flea |
Flea,
I don't know if you saw my blog about the revolution. My infiltration of the large dog paddock at the dog park was successful. There were a lot of big guys in there. No one gave me any crap unt...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:05:00 GMT |
REVOLUTION!!!! |
Ladies and Gentlemen, I can now jump on every bed in the house, even the tallest one I was never allowed on. When everyone said I was too fat and too short, I continued to try and now look a...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 13:42:00 GMT |
I WAS DOMINATED! |
I attempted to give my Uncle Sean some loving last night.
He held me down on the floor until I stopped squirming.
Tried to teach me a lesson, I guess.
I feel so violated.
Watch your back, Sean.
I ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 15:09:00 GMT |
Everything you want to know about the Meat Man |
1. Ever punch someone in the face?Punch, no. Bite, yes.
2. How old are you?2 yrs. old
3. Are you single or taken?single and ready to mingle!
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?face.
5. Do you dream...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:57:00 GMT |
Apparently I really suck, a poem |
Recently, the wall has been very attractive to me.
I can't explain why
I just love to bite it
and chew off peices of baseboard.
The girls freak out
Say I'm ruining the house
and that I really suck.
...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:49:00 GMT |
the vaccum attacked me today |
It fell right on me. I sat there anticipating its next move but it played dead. Revenge will be mine!
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 14:42:00 GMT |
