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Mr. Blasty

I am here for Friends

About Me

I've been waiting five minutes. I've been waiting ten minutes. I've been waiting fifteen minutes. Finally I said, "Waiter, Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee because I'm waiting on a MEAN MISTREATER, yes I am!"

My Interests

LEGOS, Photography, cheating death, saving the world, Video Games, Horror, Sci Fi, RC cars, racing, lost wax casting, beer, being with good friends

I'd like to meet:

i was lucky enough to meet Steven Malkmus after his performance at All Tomorrow's Parties. I want to take Olivia Munn to McDonalds and share a happy meal then a long walk in the rain.

Music:

Guided By Voices, PAVEMENT, WIRE, ONEIDA, LIARS, Buzzcocks, THE DAMNED, sonic youth, Smoke and Smoke, Les Savy Fav, Silkworm, Pixies, Turing Machine, Violent Femmes, Royal Trux, Hella, Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet, The Zero's, Iggy and the Stooges, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Circulatory System, , Gang Of Four, Minutemen, Captain Beefheart, John Spencer and the Blues Explosion, Frank Zappa, Joe Jackson, Grandaddy, ACDC, The Apes, Ramones, Panthers, explosions in the sky, Spoon, Joy Division, Television, Yo La Tengo, T.S.O.L. Nirvana, Wire, Ex Models, Dead Kennedy's, Q Lazzerus, Radio 4, THE FALL, Flaming Lips, Lightningbolt, Guitar Wolf, Husker Du, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Screaming Trees, Mudhoney, Make-Up, Scene Creamers, Beck, Converge, Dillinger Escape Plan, Daughters, At The Gates, Slayer, Donnie Brooke, EVERYTIME I DIE, American Nightmare, Strife, Arch Enemy, As I Lay Dying, Judas Priest, Since By Man, Zao, Warriors, LIFE IN PICTURES, Botch, Drowningman, Iron Maiden.i hate the cure like no other

Movies:

Dead Alive, Taxi Driver, Brain Candy, Joe Dirt, Cannibal the Musical Tank Girl, Office Space, THE HEATHER'S, Grandma's Boy, Harold and Maud, Wet Hot American Summer, Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing, Saving Silverman, Money Pit, Orgazmo, Sonny, Drugstore Cowboys, Edward Scissorhands, Bubba Hotep, American Werewolf in London, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Star Wars (all of them), Deathrace 2000, Alice (Czech version), BeatleJuice, Suburbia, Casino, Clockwork Orange, Run Ronnie Run, Mad Max, Serenity, Alien's series (including resurrection), Evil Ed, Zombie, Cabin Fever, Star Trek series, Salem's Lot, Black Hole, Dune (both Lynch and Sci Fi channel), Children of Dune, BATMAN, Underworld, Country Fried Movie, Silence of the Lambs, 28 Days Later, Evil Dead, Hellraiser, FRIDAY THE 13th (except Jason X), Freddy vs Jason, Holloween (only with J.L.Curtis), The Fog (with J.L.Curtis and mom), Dead and Breakfast, Reanimator, Brazil, Ed and his Dead Mother, Schizopolis, Audition, Itchi the Killer, Straw Dogs, Dog Soldiers, JACOB'S LADDER, 007, The Blob, Dawn of the Dead, PET SEMATARY

Television:

FUTURAMA is my favorite show! Kids In The Hall, Mr. Show, Reno 911, Upright Citizens Brigade, Beavis and Butthead, Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The MAxx, Blade, Animaniacs, The Head, Robot Chicken, Aeon Flux, PETE & PETE, Sifl and Olly, Adventures of Sonic, Freakazoid, Arrested Development, Star Trek, The Critic, Boondocks, Pirates of Dark Water, Johnny's Quest, Venture Bro's, Tom & Jerry, Bugs Bunny, Rocco's Modern Life, The Tick, South Park, Red Dwarf, NipTuck, Cinematech, Wonder Showzen, X men, almost anything on the Discovery Channel, THE HERCULOIDS, Dirty Jobs, Shark Week, Attack of the Show

Books:

Holidays on Ice, Naked, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, High Fidelity, Dune, Ender's Game, JPod, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Number of the Beast, Starship Troopers

My Blog

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    People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.
Posted by Mr. Blasty on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:56:00 PST

i tried my very best

when they call for me ill be sitting at my desk with a gun to my head wearing a bullet proof vest singing my my my how the time flies by when you know your gonna die by the end of the night!
Posted by Mr. Blasty on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:20:00 PST

it takes two

its crazy how to keep a relationship it takes alot of work and love. i believe to run away and break up is the easy way out! i dont believe in what is meant to be anymore...but i do believe in trying ...
Posted by Mr. Blasty on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST

No Sympathy For The Devil

Some of my favorite songs: "Tried To Hide" by 13th Floor Elevators; "I've Got Pictures Of You In Your Underwear" by Ballboy; "Lonesome Tears" by Beck; The State I Am In" by Belle and Sebastian; "My Un...
Posted by Mr. Blasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where did everybody go?

Ah. I guess I'd wait till he was in the den. Yeah, wait till he's in the den watching 'Alf' eating off the TV tray wearing those slippers. And then I, and then I'd blind him with salt, bash him with t...
Posted by Mr. Blasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST