I laugh a lot... maybe too much? I don't know. I will most likely laugh at you too but don't get mad. It just happens, I don't mean any offense. Take this as your warning. I smoke a lot too - but only cigarettes for you drug addicts who are getting ideas. Drinking is fun too, I can drink any grown man under the table without breakin a sweat. Is that a challenge? Nah, its just the truth. Oh, I curse like a sailor too...This isn't making me sound very appealing is it? I better start over.I'm smart, I'm talented and I'm funny. I drive really fast but safe. I'm probably prettier than you...That's not helping either...Oh screw it, if you want to know anything about me - just ask me.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Ryan MOTHERFUCKIN Reynolds, Johnny Depp, Jon Stewart, Mike Shinoda, Steven Strait, Channing Tatum, Angelina Jolie, Margaret Cho, Dane Cook and anybody who's got a sense of humor and an IQ higher than their shoe size.
