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Vance

Cowgirls are like horses, All the good ones are taken and all the others have been ridden by everyon

About Me

I never really thought much about how to tell someone else in words just what I am like till I got on the My Space thing. Now after at least 10 failed attempts there will be something on here tonight.
First off I could say that I am just an old type biker dude. Yup thats right I have ridden bikes for more years that I really care to remember, long before it became the yuppie craze it has become today. I can remember going to Daytona when girls could show a little skin and walking down the street with a beer did not get you arrested or a ticket. Poker runs were to raise a little money, for someone you actually knew of and went from bar to bar and not resturant to resturant. Things change and I have too but enough to be a yuppie biker, not that there is anything wrong with that, just not for me. Still have the the good old boy attitude of just wanting to have fun, and no problems when riding.
Now the picture of me with a horse that really needs updating is where I find myself at now. Really like the thrill of riding and the wonderment of what they can do. Will probably have these 4 legged till the day I can't get on one, sure hope it isn't too soon.
Been divorced lets just say more than once and more than 5 years since the last one.
Will treat a friend like a member of my family, and do just about anything for them.
Never forget a wrong and probably will not like them till my last breath.
Not the best housekeeper in the world.
Will take off in a minute for a good cause or to have a little fun.
Keep my word, really think it means something when I tell you I will do something.
My Ma raised me right, have some values and know right from wrong, just can't ask for more than that.

My Interests

Horse and Harleys just about sums it up.

I'd like to meet:

A best friend with benefits

Used to say that it would be a big tittied, blue eyed blond, with a round butt and lips made for ........

That was then, now would just like to find someone that puts a smile and a warm feeling in my heart when I think of them. Maybe I will find her on My Space, hope to at least make some new friends
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Music:

Mo

st anything that I can understand the words to.

Television:


Myspace Layouts

Heroes:


What breed of horse are you? Find out!

My Blog

What Marriage is All About

..> ..> He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. Theold man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.He placed one half in front of his wife.He then carefu...
Posted by Vance on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

You got love old men

YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD MENI was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed anold man watching a teenager sitting next to him.The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,...
Posted by Vance on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:48:00 PST

DONT MESS WITH OLD FARTS

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddle...
Posted by Vance on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:49:00 PST

perks of being over 50

..> Perks of being over 50 Body: Kidnappers are not very interested in you.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.No one expects you to run-anywhere.People call at 9 pm and a...
Posted by Vance on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

25 Reasonbs to date a horseback rider

25 REASONS WHY TO DATE A HORSEBACK RIDER!1 - WE ARE OK GETTING DIRTY2 - WE'RE ALWAYS ON TOP3 - WE GET OFF EASILY4 - WE MOUNT WITH EASE5 - WE KNOW HOW TO USE WHIPS AND SPURS THE RIGHT WAY6 - WE KNOW HO...
Posted by Vance on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

Catching a cold

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxiat the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, heasked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected ...
Posted by Vance on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:16:00 PST

ANGER MANAGEMENT

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.  It all started one day ...
Posted by Vance on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST