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Tits Magee Is Me

I'm old Greeeeeeeeeeeg.. Do you laaaaave me?

About Me


I edited my Profile at Freemyspacelayouts.org ? Check it out for more myspace layouts i am laura. i am amazing and wonderful. i am magical and fabulous. i have a lovely bunch of coconuts. i have a dirty laugh when i've had a drink. i finshed my media and film degree at dmu in july. i got a 2:1 therefore feel free 2 spank my ass and call me amazing. i love my mum and my close friends more than anyone or anything. i love a men who wears skinny jeans, black eyeliner and have piercings all over their faces. i like drinking vino and pretending i'm in music videos and/or a member of the pussycat dolls. i like weird films that appear to have no plausible plot line or make any sense. i'm often unfairly branded 'noisey'. i love my paolo nutini and james morrison albums more than i will ever love you. i want to have will ferrell's babies. i don't believe in god and i'm happy that way. i have a bit of a potty mouth and use the word fuck 2 much. i have been described as'random'on numerous occasions. i think far 2 much about eveything. i am offended by chavs. i'm geographically retarded. i have just got back from holiday 2 Almeria in spain, had an amazing week. i think madonna should start wearing clothes. i like cheese and butter that little bit 2 much. i still cannot drive (well not legally anyway). i still haven't got ova seein take that reunited on stage. i love the baywatch theme tune and refuse to appologise 4 dancing 2it. i smoke menthals like a grandma does. i think i'm the hottest girl alive when i'm drunk. i want to know where all the loud, histerically funny, sexy beer swilling men that will sing badley on kareoke have gone. recently been trying 2 learn 2 knit, don't no y its harder than it looks. i have recently moved into birmingham with my buddy chris. its awesome and our flat rocks. i have cracking legs and great hair, its not arrogance, just honesty. i want the world without actually having to do any work for it. i love lamp. i cannot sing to save my life, but i like to in the privacy of my own home. i am proud to say i can wrap my legs round my head. i have a 'thing' about pirates. i may very well need some sort of therepy lol. i saw james morrison live recently- i cried i was so happy. laura louise casewell --
[noun]:
An oral sex master
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All you could ever want to know about me...
Name Laura Louise Casewell
Nickname(s) lou, case, loz, tits magee, beauty in booties, laur
Date & location of birth 11/05/85 in the glorious filth fest that is bromsgrove
Hair colour dark brown
Eye colour green
Height 5'10
Body type curvacious
Piercings 3
Tattoos 1
Brothers/Sisters 2 step sisters, 1 step bro
Pets rich in my office needs feeding and walking does he count?
Best physical feature my eyes and rack apparently
Bad habits picking my feet lol
Strengths independant, loyal, honest, fiesty, assertive
Weaknesses worrying about things i can't control, loosing my temper, being irrational sometimes
Fears medgets, people farting when im hungover, snakes, cress
Can you play an instrument? the pink flute hehehehehe
Can you drive? Do you have a car? not so much no
How do you want to die? cheery one.. in my sleep hopefully.
What do you want to be when you grow up? a television researcher for channel 4
Have you ever been in love? yes
Do you want to get married someday? yes ofcourse, u get cake at weddings
Have you ever met anyone famous? im actually related 2 some1 famous.. true true true
Biggest regret? try not 2 have them but prob to do with a certain bloke
Most likely to say... fuck, awesome, mega, toss off
Least likely to say... id love 2 go see riverdance!
Favourite...
Food chinese... or italiann
Drink water, beer, cider, white wine
Cocktail woo woooooooooooooooo
Restaurant wagamama
Ice cream flavour mint choc
Chocolate bar&..39;
Colour green
Animal meercat
Item of clothing grey ankle boots
Holiday destination dubai
Piece of useless information i played a german prostitute in my a-level drama exam
Song undiscovered- james morrison or never 4 get- take that
Insult shut your arse and give your mouth a chance
In a partner...
Hair colour/length brown/scruffy/messy/indi/straightened lol
Eye colour blue or green
Height tall over 5'11
Body type most import- good back, strong shoulders, not chubby/not fat, round bum
Older/younger older
Who should make the first move? whoever is the most pissed probably
Ideal date being taken 2 cannes film festival but that wont happen so anything fun and spontanious
Turn ons sexy eyes, cheeky smile, witty banter, indi/topman model dress sense lol, having own opinions
Turn offs bad breath, shit hair, short, shy/quiet, passive
& finally...
I wouldn't be seen dead in... a country and western gig
I've never... been broody
I want... robbie williams's mobile number
I need... a wee now!!!!!
Tell me something I don't know im not wearing any underwear ; )
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My Interests

films, photography, my wonderful and gorgeous mates, my divine b/f, thinking about robbie williams naked, marmite, pointing at ugly babies, sunshine, ankle boots, popcorn, random text messages, avoiding members of my immediate family lol, sarcasm, outlandish statements, smiling to confuse people, men who wear eyeliner, telling people my primark clothes are really expensive, green skittles, people who appriciate the genious that IS take that, pondering, cheese and beans toasties, people who speak loudly, the prince version of 'kiss', black eyeliner, holidays, olives, lie-ins, tesco's economy juice, dreams, bracelets, cider, yoga, people with funny laughs, ciggies, reminissing, grapefruit, meercats, pizza covered in mayo, black nail varnish, spirituality, 90's dance music, sparkely stuff, buying knickers, celebrity gossip mags, haribo, ebay shopping, in-jokes, singing silently 2 myself, cheese, the colour green, the smell of petrol, recieving flowers, pay day, free stuff, hamocks... u know the usual! lol

I'd like to meet:

well on the ultimate shag wish list we have robbie williams, paolo nutini, jake gyllenhall, jonathan rhyse myers, noel fielding, alex zane, tyson ritter, lee williams, gilly and foz from hollyoaks (don't ask), robert kazinsky (sean from eastenders), jonny depp (as a pirate), sawer from lost, steve jones, russel brand, ric from home and away lol.. fuck me the list is longggggggg. basically i love a man in skinny jeans and eye liner. shut up, i do!from a non fantistical shag perspective id say tim burton, charlotte church, marilyn monroe (might be hard as she snuffed it), david mitchel, george bush (with the sole purpose of kicking him in the balls), david walliams, will ferrell.if we're talking actually meeting of a regular run of the mill bloke they'd have 2 b all of the following; tall, brown scruffy hair, blue eyes, sexy smile, sarcastic, loud, witty, articulate, histerically funny, cocky but not arrogant and ridiculously cheeky. not 2 much is it? lol

Music:

im basically a sad teenage girl at heart and love all my old cheesey shite that remindes me of uni. i do have a slighty indi side i guess.. not really tho lol...........*alicia keys* alanis morrisette* *amy lee* amy winehouse* basement jaxx* blackstreet* boys II men* brandy* busted (truly underated)* candi staton* christina aguilara* coldplay* counting crows* damian rice* dashboard confidential* dead disco* donnas* fall out boy* five for fighting* foo fighters* girls aloud* goldie lookin' chain* goo goo dolls* green day* hawthorne heights* jamie. t* jamelia* james morrison* jessica andrews* just jack* kelly clarkson* lenny kravitz* lil kim* lily allen* mariah carey* maroon 5* micheal bolton (oh the shame)* mika* my chemical romance* natalie imbruglia* new radicals* new young pony club* newton faulkner* nine days* oasis (earlier stuff)* panic at the disco * paula cole* paoulo nutini* pcd* pink* pj olson* placebo (early stuff)* ray lamontagne* razorlight* robbie williams* sheryl crow* scissor sisters* snow patrol* sozzi* sugababes* stain'd* take that* the calling* the feeling* the fray* the killers* the kooks* the subways* the verve* train* tracey chapman* oh and i have a strange lust for 80's power ballards. i appologise.

Movies:

my fav thing in the world!!!!! trainspotting, garden state, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, with nail and i, green street, anchorman, lost in translation, party monster, baseketball, team america, the breakfast club, human traffic, fight club, hard candy, fear and loathing in las vegas, memento, lock stock, snatch, fahrenhite 9/11, high school musical (shut up its awesome) snatch, dogma, brokeback mountain, the big lebowski, rita sue and bob too, finding neverland, the usual suspects, donny darko, thelma and louise, borat, true romance, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, casablanca, Reservoir Dogs, some like it hot, zoolander, goodfellas, precilla queen of the desert sin city, steel magnolias, the bird cage, x men trilogy, face off, american beauty, pulp fiction, the good girl, bring it on, any tim burton animation (like nightmare before xmas and corpse bride, ) a history of violence, revolver, sky captain and the world of tommorrow, footloose, gossip.. far 2 many more to mention and depends on mood/drunken state. greatest line ever is from new film SEVERANCE: "give a girl a bacardi breezer and she'll ride u like sea biscuit". winner of a film! truly believe people should stop underestimating brit cinema now 2.. bloody american not understanding sarcasm! i also love the little mermaid quite deeply however i do think disney promote unrealistic expectations of love. lol

Television:

any old reality bollcocks that i wont care about after its finished lol.. im so fickle also love off the wall comedy stuff like peep show, green wing, that mitchel and webb look.. anything with those 2 in is a winner with me "THAT'S NUMBER-WANGGGGGG". oh and i totally bum 'this life'- i think its the single greatest dramam ever made along side queer as folk.

Books:

virgin suicides* the beach* dead famous* trainspotting*
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?porno (the novel not the mags boys!)

Heroes:

my mum my very close friend carrie who i am intensely proud of for following her heart (piiiiiiiiiiiiies, hehe) havig said that i do have panchant for wonderwomanmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST

JAMES MORRISON GIG 2 MORROWWWWWWWWW

I'M JUST ABOUT READY 2 WET MY KNICKERS OVER HOW FRICKIN EXCITED I AM TO BE SEEING JAMES MORRISON LIVE 2 MORROW NIGHT....
Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:49:00 PST

LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S PROPERLY SNOWING sorry i promise i'll calm down now lol. ive not seen snow like this for years and i'm, like a kid. had 2 come 2 work this morning and fell over...
Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST

"...and i get the sweetest feeeeeeeeeeeeeelinggggggg"

for some reason i'm in an amazing mood 2 day.. i woke up early, got ready really slowly and managed 2 get some cuddles in with oz b4 i had 2 get 2 work. now im sat at my desk all chilled just thinking...
Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

well fuckadoodledooooooooo

well isn't life just super. ive only been at work 2 hours and ive managed 2 spill juice, tea, ink and orange peel over myself. im obviously a bit retarded 2 day, not fully, u know, just a bit spazzy. ...
Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:17:00 PST

a-z

a-z Body: [A is for age:] 21 yrs, 6 months[B is for beer of choice:] san miguel on the old holidays but carlin or stella in grotty uk[C is for career:] television researcher[D is for favorite Dri...
Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST

james morrision tickets are miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

please 4give me 4 how frickin excited i am  but ive just managed 2 swindle myself some james morrison tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaah suddenly my crap day has become amazing!!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST

i bloody hate mondays

y are mondays so rubbish? i woke up in a fabulous mood and yet within 10 minutes of arriving at work i was ready 2 throttle some1... ah well only 3 hours 2 go then i can begin my evening of binge...
Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

1st person in friends list

DON'T change your top friends, and answer 21 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.1) What's their name?chris hine2).Do you trust them?most definatly 3) Where did you meet them?1st day of...
Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST

boredom strikes again at work

01. Initials:LLC 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you:Holly valance- i want 2 kill myself03. Last thing you ate:gregs tuna sandwich04. For or against same sex marriage?for05. I say Shotgun! ...
Posted by Tits Magee Is Me on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST