Bowhuntin', Fishin', Chasin' Whitetails of various species
I'd like to meet:
One day I'd like to meet a girl that understands what I want....Who am I kiddin' I just want to meet the next best thing..For Men sex is like aerobics, except you get to cum when your done.
Luke Bryan "All My Friends Say" music video
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Music:
Country and Southern Rock and Lex&Terry Morning Show, "What do you get when you mix an onion and jackass?; A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye." -Willie Nelson ..
Movies:
Varsity Blues, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector & Delta Farce, Full Metal Jacket, American Pie:The Naked Mile ..
Television:
Realtree Outdoors, Realtree Road Trips, That 70's Show, Criminal Minds, Prison Break, Chuck
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Books:
Super Slam and Life at Full Draw -Chuck Adams ....
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You Are 100% Redneck
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
There ain't no redneck like you.
How Redneck Are You?
Heroes:
My Dad..RIP, Chuck Adams, Ishi and Fred "Papa" Bear ..
Get to Know Me
...About You...
Eye Color Green
Hair Color Brown
Height 5'9
Favorite Color Blue
Screen Name CrackerZ71
Favorite Band Lynyrd Skynyrd
Favorite Movie Varsity Blues
Favorite TV Show Prison Break
Your Car 05' White Chevy Z-71 Ext. Cab on 35's
Your Hometown Callahan
Your Present Town Jacksonville
Your Crush's First Name N/A
Your Grade Senior at UNF
Your Style Middle Class Redneck
...Have You Ever...
Sat on your rooftop Yea
Kissed someone in the rain I dont think so
Danced in a public place Yea
Smiled for no reason Yep
Laughed so hard you cried Yep
Peed your pants after age 8 Dont think so
Written a song Co-Written w/ my brother in law "I'm Jalop"
Sang to someone for no reason Sure
Performed on a stage Yea
Talked to someone you don't know Yea
Made out in a theater Yea
Gone roller skating since 8th grade Yea
Been in love Nope
...Can You...
Write with both hands Not reallyt
Whistle Yep
Blow a bubble Yep
Roll your tongue I dont need talents I have skills
Cross your eyes Yep
Touch your tongue to your nose Nope
Dance Sure
Speak a different language Sure
Impersonate someone Yep
Cook anything Hell Yea
...Finish The Line...
If I were a ... drinking man, like I use to be....
I wish ... I was a rich man.
So many people don't know ... how stupid they really are.
I am ... the one and only Cracker!
My heart is ... under muscle and bone and is stayin' there.
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