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{ timothy rose } { 21 years young } { grand junction } { taken } { writer }Well, how should I begin this? I've only scribed--oh, I don't know--a few dozen 'About Me' sections since my inception into the MySpace world, so with that in mind, how is this 'About Me' going to be any different? I'm sure in the end I'll regurgitate some off-beat, witty humor, describe myself as being 'far from the maddening crowd' in comparison to the typical Alpha Male, and entrust in you, my viewers, a sense of Enlightenment through my words. And if nothing in the nature of gaining a better understanding of who I am is accomplished, then perhaps, my 'About Me' section really has never changed, evolved, or improved--maybe then the Enlightenment you obtain will simply come as a result of already knowing who I am without the use of words. In the end, you decide what to take away from this, as I ask nothing more than a fresh set of eyes to read my 'About Me' and still feel compelled enough to continue reading. So, with that being said... The Least You Need to Know Age: Twenty-One. (screw numbers; I loathe Math)Sex: Male. (thanks Captain Obvious)Location: Sacramento, CA (where the fun never stops!)Ethnicity: Filipino American. (or, 3/4 Caucasian)Body Type: Athletic. (needle and thread anyone?)Height: Five-Nine & One-Half. (quoi?)Orientation: Straight as an ----. (no rainbows here)Marital Status: Divorced 12 times. (it's been rough)I am here for: Anything but prostitution. (I have morals)Religion: Existentialism. (I'll pass on organized Religion)Smoker: Never. (Crack is ok, though)Drinker: Rarely. (trashed every night)Children: 23 kids. (hello, 12 marriages!)Education: In college. (when I can afford it)Income: I'm poor. (but I'm rich where it counts) (Those answers were steeped in sarcasm... and irony).::A Quick Note::.I designed and created this profile entirely by myself, and I'm quite proud of it. Seriously, I have bragging rights. However, a profile of this magnitude doesn't come without its own set of problems, and if my profile looks even the slightest bit strange, then that's a problem. If, say, my profile looks like shite, it's probably because you're using Internet Explorer (IE) as your browser ... which sucks, because IE sucks. A lot. I recommend Mozilla Firefox. Do you still see people carrying around those brick-sized cell phones from the '90s? Of course not. Internet Explorer is like the brick-sized cell phone of web browsers..::Things to Consider::.[insert interjection here]MySpace is a "social networking" site; it is not a "social whoring" site.. . .I host my writing blog here: ...And I also have an account here: . . .Since MySpace has been corrupted by spammers and web-cam robot-whores, the social aspect has lost its appeal; therefore, I operate my page as a means of keeping in touch with friends, family, fellow writers, and networking with individuals whose interests and passions mirror my own.. . .I will not add your band; I prefer discovering music myself, thanks.. . .I will not add you if you don't send a message first.. . .And honestly, nobody cares about how many "friends" you have; it's a number, ok?. . .