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~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~

Doesn't it suck that you, a non friend, can't send me messages. Now leave before u break my page

About Me

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DON'T TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think that is clear as chocolate. I don't like to share to much about myself. When I do share things with the wrong people they end up stabbing me in the back. For example: girls that look like Jay Leno's spawn. You have something to tell me say it to my face and you might get punched. But whatever, those people can just drop dead. In the end you know your the better person because you walked away. If you plan on harrassing me just because I don't talk to you, piss off. I don't have the time to play games with immature assholes. I have two associate degrees in General and Administration of Justice. I finish my B.S in Summer 2009 in Administration of Justice. I work full time as a COLLEGE ACADEMIC ADVISOR/Computer software service tech, go to school full time, do all my homework, study, workout, dance, play pool, bowling, and of course party. I kno everything, just don't ask me to remember it all at once! ok ok. ok. Because if you're important for me to remember, I'll remember you. and.......... I'm a bitch. Just thought I'd clarify with that. I like to dance in my underpants and stuff. Give Lap dances, my fav. (NOt a stripper) Tease men with my assets when playing beer pong. (Every girl has done that, it's a great defense). And I vandalize cars with paynus drawings when peoples cars are dirty. And I have a sidekick. She is my woman,.......... no touch. So watch out for that special drawing cuz I did it. And no I don't leave my number on it. It's just a thing I do. And sometimes i'm in the mood to sing jus not in front of some people. And FYI, I wrote a manual on how to advise students/advisor training manual. it's 200 pages long.... that concludes with........ i'm not dumb so take your negative energy somewhere else.. I know what I want and if I'm too intense for you, kiss my ass, I'm a Scorpio what do you expect????? JEsus!! lol
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My Interests

* RETARDATION is a serious disease, but don't worry the side effects are, Masterbation, Butt Acne, super werewolf hairy vagina, anal leakage, Nipple dripping, Armpit smell, Slobbering, Using the "Watever Word Frequently", Eating Boogers, Stunt Growth, Cottage cheese similarities, boob shrink on the left one, Cock eyed effect, furry toes, & finally.............. IQ decreased to that of LINT!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet myself lol Hi myself! haha I am so retarded. lol But I would like to meet Jason Behr yummmmmm have you seen his behind? Check out the movie, "Skin Walkers," he's naked but no pp views of the master of suspense. He's in my photos under eye candy.

Music:

All kinds of stuff except for Polka haha

Movies:

I like scary, dramatic, comedy, action movies. Just not a fan of those retarded movies like Freddy got fingered or Star Wars. Don't get me wrong it's just that the whole yoda thing got old. So I don't want to hear about it.

Television:

Don't watch a lot of TV when I'm busy. I like reality tv. Make believe movies are so over-rated and need to be based on non-fiction events so that the younger generation learn the facts so that they can become smart human beings and not think about mating with everyone they see. Gross!!

Books:

I read the art of WICCA sometimes. Learned about protection oils and decreasing the negativity in your home with certain smells of incense stick and rituals. Not like sacrifice of a chicken or anything dramatic. I use sage and lemon scents in my room..... can anyone guess why? I am gonna go the the mall and get some shit to ban homewreckers so their vagina's fall off and they explode into black dust. Just kidding. That stuff I don't mess with. I just beat the shit out of someone so it's more effective than waiting for their private parts to fall off

Heroes:

I am my own hero. I'd like to make a place for myself in the books. So that those high and mighty stupid gringos can realize that there not so special. If I won the lottery I would donate the money to create a high school under my name and also create scholarship money for students that really need the money. Ex: full time working students but want part time school with a GPA 3.0 and higher. Then I'd write a book on relationships. Maybe I should start to write one now and see where it goes.

My Blog

Retired my eyebrow piercing

I removed my eyebrow jewelery Tuesday, Oct 28th. I felt that I'm gettin more mature and that I need to remove it to be taken more seriously at work. Especially if I want to change jobs soon. It's heal...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:56:00 PST

Fluffy lost his debit card!

When we went to the Buzz on saturday and it must have slipped somewhere out of his pocket. So someone who picked it up spent money on it. So far B of A is working on getting our money back. We have $5...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:09:00 PST

Prop 102 Controversy with Retards!!

Only because some of you got mad at me earlier yesterday, because YOU DID NOT READ the two sentences correctly the last time.  That's why we go to school to learn what those words mean! So I'm g...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:21:00 PST

Explaination to Men on why we take long in the Bathroom

The Bathroom Story When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:00:00 PST

Meaning of the my Aura Colors

Click on this link to see what pic I'm talking about: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewIma ge&friendID=12127819&albumID=595387&imageID=43914383 Taken Aug 9th on the way to Deser...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:30:00 PST

CPR & AED certified fo sho

I took a 4 hour class to get CPR & AED certified on Wednesday and I passed hehe. For those four hours we practiced on the dummies. It was a workout I tell ya. For the first hour I was doing this o...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:47:00 PST

I’m gonna get yelled at thanks to a moron!!!!!

My head hurts and it's not even noon yet. A parent came in arguing with our staff about our district form that states a students information will not be disclosed to any party unassociated with the Ma...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:17:00 PST

Immature people

ok I haven't been harassed by immature females for 5 months and within the last two weeks, I had 3 females contact me to call me a whore???? and some other elementry bull shit name calling. It all beg...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:48:00 PST

I sacrificed my health for my mom

I have been giving my mom my metformin(go look it up) for almost a year so she can be healthy. In turn since I have been off my medicine, my cramps, metabolism, skin, depression have gone crazy. If I ...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:17:00 PST

My lack of driving

I hate when people make fun of me because i can't drive. It's not my fault my dad was an asshole and didn't want to teach me so he taught my brother instead. It doesn't make them better than me it jus...
Posted by ~*$Miss Boomalicious$*~ on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:04:00 PST