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stevejones!

Jealousy is a sin...

About Me

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My name is Steven, if you live by me you have probably seen me around and wondered how i am SO lush. I am currently at university in Cardiff studying Modern History and Politics and all i have learnt so far is how naturally smart I am.
Eating is one of my favourite hobbies - but I'm not fat...(I swear)
I also like frequenting Cardiff with my friends, Ski yoghurts and im VERY specific about Vodka
My favourite word is 'gay', as in 'stop being gay Jaimangal' or 'this pen is really gay'
I am not going to pretend I like any of the 'cool' bands that seem compulsory to be a member of myspace...
I like Ferencvarosi TC,they are a REAL football team.
I love people who were losers at home and reinvent themselves at uni and are suddenly cool.
People who are white and want to be black make me smile! However, people who regularly use the word 'random' more than 12 times in a sentance make me want to kill myself
I am Welsh NOT British
I can tell you the capital of ANY coutry in the whole world (Ive got skills)
I dont want to be a gay uni student who talks about getting 'wrecked' whilst wearing a che guevara t-shirt
Also, do you think just because you have a gay tattoo saying 'Only God can judge me' you have the right to act like dick all your life? I dont think so...
Anyways, if u like what I say ur obviously very clever so I mite let you be my friend.

My Interests

Football, Rugby (when Wales are winning), wiggling my hips to make becky laugh, my hair, my (fake) tan.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who shot John Lennon so I can shake his hand, Alan Partridge, Papa Lazarou, Borat, your mum.

Music:

Any thing except rnb - what a load of horse!

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite
Dumb and Dumber
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original - not the shit prequal)
Sleepers
Murder in the First
The Shawshank Redemption
Robin Hood
A Clockwork Orange
Pulp Fiction
Saw I, II + III

Television:

peep Show
alan Partridge
league of gentlemen
trailer park boys
south park
Have I Got News For You
The Simpsons
Eastenders
Emmerdale, but its shit now Cain left

Books:

Mein Kampf, Football Against the Enemy, Eurotrashed, autobigraphies - Gavin Henson, Ferenc Puskas

Heroes:

All my friends (except Gaz)