So, you want to be knowing all about me, eh? Okay. I’ll tell you. I was born at a very early age, close to my mother. My parents named me Professor, as they always wanted a Professor in the family. But then, when I stopped growing up, I studied very hard and became a proper Professor, which is why I am now called Professor Professor. Simple when you think about it.
My studying took place at The School for The Chronically Gifted. I joined the school when I was 2.8 years old. I filled in the application form myself and was the star pupil of our principal, Professor Zoomottle.
My hair turned green when I was 20.6 years old. At the time I was performing a totally untested and highly dangerous experiment to create “Grass Paintâ€. Think how useful it would be to be able to paint the lawn!! Unfortunately I fell into the pot headfirst and my baldy head grew strange hairy green grass that I still have to this day.
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I am currently working for U.Z.Z. I am the most important member of the team, as everyone else is stupid. I have helped to save the world 3,934 times, and almost destroyed the world by mistake 3,935 times.
My favourite colour is green with little bits of yellow around the edges.