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Stepping on rakes

I squeeze box to make you lick your chops!

About Me

I have "lived" all over this world. I have not had the same bedroom longer then a year since I was 16 years old. I have picked up a few tid-bits of k-now-ledge through out my travels. 1. Never talk further then you can walk. 2. Ordinairy people do fucked up things when fucked up things become ordinairy. 3. Sex with a Midget (i.e. Little person) is over rated! 4. You can catch more butterflies with a thimble of suger then a lake of vinigar. 5. No one can wash two dog in a tub at the same time. 6. Everyone dies in debt. 7. Drinking is a marathon not a sprint. 8. If you have to fight, know that no one wins, just be the guy that is able to walk away afterwards. 9. Respect is given and only has to be earned after it is lost. 10. Never, ever, never-ever stick a sharp stick in a sleeping dogs eye, let it lay where it is (loyalty is the finest gift one can recieve.)

My Interests

Green Bay Packer Football, Newspapers, my Family, tattoos, funny stories, Toby Brick-Face Kenobi and Saint Chief Little Leo.

I'd like to meet:

My old friends, new ones, a bratwurst cooked over coals in the Lambeau Field parking lot, Blacken Red Grouper grilled on a bun, birthday cakes, blue Kool-aid, Houch made on the U.S.S. Mobile Bay (CG-52), shrimp pots out of the gulf of Alaska, my Momma's grilled cheese and Owl soup (yes, Owl), friend with benefits (i.e. SEX), Oh yeah, who has seen my ciggs?

Music:

The songs about my dogs! Murder City Devils, Compound Red, Bouncing Souls, any Green Bay, Wisconsin band Meaning : Modules of Elasticity, Disinformation Machine, Numbers don't Lie. Take the time to look though my list of friends.

Movies:

Are good for a ten dollar blow-job!

Television:

"Trailer Park Boys" one of the few good things to come from Canada. I just watched the entire first and second season of "Lost" in one weekend, are you fucking kidding me?

Books:

Ernest Hemingway

Heroes:

You!

My Blog

WOW, have i had a shot of...

Fist to lip!  ....................... Florida, great roomates, shitty girlfriends, awesome beaches, a joke of a scene, FRIENDS!......... "Take it as it comes or as it is worth." What do i want to...
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:13:00 PST

Moving my shit

I will be in Green Bay, Wisconsin by the 1st of April. I would like to visit anybody and everybody on my way to Titletown coming from Bradenton, Florida. Hey, it is party time! call me 941-725-0925...
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:56:00 PST

slow walking and low sung songs with lots of flowers

At or around 11:48am (EST) Saturday the 11Th of  August 2007 World famous "Hyphen" was found to be expired in his beach side apartment in Bradenton, Florida. Cause of death was due to compil...
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST

I have been asleep

Lord it has been awhile, what is new....  I was physically attack by a 62 year old man, i was threaten with death!  On the other the side of the coin, i moved out of that old mans ...
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:32:00 PST

punched in the face

Yesterday i was an argument with a coworker who was 18 beers into the day and he flipped his lid!  he first attempted to choke me but i am over a foot taller then him and out weight him by 6...
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

Just how it feels

OH SHIT I AM ON THE BEACH!!!!..: Rise up and take arms and meet me on the beach in south ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Florida, Gulf side.  I ...
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

I want to punch babies

If any of you do know what "Hot Breath" is (more likely the guys do more so then the ladies) I am truly sorry for you.  I have reasons to feel sorry for you and those reasons are:1. It is a ...
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:52:00 PST

here is the deally-o, Halla if you feel my flow!

ITINERARYDecember 14 2006Alaska Airlines 64 Depart: Juneau, AK at 2:10 PMArrive: Seattle, WA at 8:53 PMSeats: 22F, Q ClassDecember 15 2006Alaska Airlines 718 Depart: Seattle, WA at 1:14 PMArrive: Phoe...
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

Here I go again on my own, going down a dusty road all alone!

I am blessed with being friends with all of you and I am truly grateful for you in my life.  I have the chance to leave Alaska this winter and I am going to take advantage of this.  I w...
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

Freezing to death is what all the cool kids are doing!

Well i am not so cool then. I am off like a prom dress to brighter pastures, well warmer ones at least. Arizona here i come, again!
Posted by Stepping on rakes on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:42:00 PST