Holy Shit! |
In two days I am old. Ok, I'm already old. In two days...I am older. Life sucks...bust out the wrinkle cream, fiber con and poly-grip
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:52:00 GMT |
SOMEONE HELP |
I have a real problem...if anyone can help please let me know.My dog has SERIOUS gas. Not like normal smelly dog farts. More like LITERALLY make your eyes tear and make you gag gas. It gets like 1000 ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:21:00 GMT |
Loss Of A Friend |
Ann Marie- I don't know how much free time you'll have in Heaven but I can only assume if you have even a few free moments, you'll be playing on Myspace I just found out today that you were taken from...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 18:50:00 GMT |
highlight of my night |
I let my dog out and he seemed to be taking a really long time, so I looked out back to check on him and he was turding. So I was just about to give him his privacy when a car got pulled over on ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 20:40:00 GMT |
my life |
just wanted to let everyone know i work way too much but get paid way too little.
i am overtired and undersexed
i need a new job and time for my old friends
ahhhhh....i miss you all so much!
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:01:00 GMT |
Drew's teeth |
A few days ago Drew(my 5 year old son) discovered he had his very first loose tooth. So yesterday, the kids were upstairs playing and I was downstairs doing something or other when I hear some blood c...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:49:00 GMT |
dreams |
The boy of my dreams....dreaming. How friggin cute is he?
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jun 2005 22:38:00 GMT |
maybe on a bad day..... |
How long do I last in bed?
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Posted by on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 08:01:00 GMT |
Sometimes |
Sometimes he comes to me at night
Violating me once again
As he has so many times before
Robbing me of sleep
Sometimes he stares at me
Through little eyes and tiny faces I love
Making it hard ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 21:01:00 GMT |
note to self... |
Stop saying "at least things can't get any worse"
Posted by on Thu, 28 Oct 2004 07:13:00 GMT |
