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Mr. Hertrich

I AM MR. HERTRICH BITCHES

About Me



My name is Mr. Hertrich and I am 8 months old. I live with my owner Gordon in Pittsburgh. I really want to kill him and have tried several times to take his life. All my attempts at his death have failed so far. I spend most of my day chewing on wood or the metal bars in my cage. One day these bars will break from my constant chewing and then I will get to my owner and give him a bloody death. In my spare time I also like chewing cardboard to make a nest to sleep in.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A HIT MAN SO I CAN HIRE HIM TO KILL MY OWNER

Movies:

Pet Cemetery

Television:

Pinky & The Brain

Books:

Flowers for Algernon

Heroes:

Kujo and Old Yeller