Different kinds of sex lol |
There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedr...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:52:00 GMT |
A Mastercard wedding |
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:13:00 GMT |
Brokeback bar |
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it'sa gay bar.But what the heck, he says to himself, 'I can really use a drink.'When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, 'What's t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:10:00 GMT |
When grandma goes to court |
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, eld...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:05:00 GMT |
Things you cant say on a hallmark card |
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard! your wife left you, How upset yo...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 21:52:00 GMT |
The welfare office |
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids..."WOW," the social worker exclaims, are they ALL YOURS???""Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that que...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:06:00 GMT |
The Correct way to say the F word |
(Correct use of the "F" word) > > When is @#$% Acceptable? > > > > There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. > > > > The...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:04:00 GMT |
