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Clit Eats Wood

My Blonde Moments Make Me Wet

About Me

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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Chocolate men .....mmmmmmmmm nuttin better then Chocolate , women know , we love to wake up in the middle of the nite watch a movie and dig in some Chocolate , .. thats me ... sorry fellas i just like chocolate , and if u think thats u .. then maybe i'll get to taste ur chocolate flavor !Personality wise; ... You cant be an asshole ... be yourself be cool , safe , warm , smart , go wit the flow of the conversation , not all girls wanna hear how long yah shlong is ...lmao ... its an added bonus fellas ... A woman wants to moved by your personality not hinted on yah dickie ... lol ... I love to laff... if we can sit down and out wit each other on our sarcasm and come back and laff at it then we cool... I like laid back style ... but outgoing ... meaning u get off ur ass and wanna go out to the city and have a blast.. video games are nice but ... if thats ur idea of a afternoon spending time wit me lol... kick rocks !

Music:

I love music ... if i can dance , drive , bathe , shower , whistle , sketch , work, or just whatever to ... i'm listening to it ... its just something about how music can move a person , .... You ever get a commerical tune stuck in your head .. i.e ..... Gotta go gotta go gotta go rite now gotta go gotta go gotta go lol ... i've caught myself just outright sayin that in a meeting at work lol ...

Movies:

wooooooooow Kung fu... action ... Comedy ... an occasional Chick flick ..but the Lifetime Channel is not on my favorites ... I like laffing ... watchin someone get blown away bloody vampires something with a plot to it ...

Books:

I love art books , to see where imagination can take u and to see where or how it was made thru the flow of a wrist is amazing to me ...

Heroes:

My family !

My Blog

Don't Do it ! LOL >>>

Posted from Group Had to Copy & Paste ! Though we encourage sexual experimentation, getting too creative can sometimes be a very, very bad thing. Here our readers share some of the masturbation d...
Posted by Clit Eats Wood on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

Rules for Women

RULES FOR GIRLS1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to...
Posted by Clit Eats Wood on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:48:00 PST

RULES FOR MEN

 RULES FOR GUYS1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting ou...
Posted by Clit Eats Wood on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:47:00 PST

EAT IT UP , ...

I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the...
Posted by Clit Eats Wood on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST

The Shyt!

You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke...
Posted by Clit Eats Wood on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 07:44:00 PST

Creative Touch!

Below is some of the art i have drawn , sketched , doodled , drawn on a napkin during lunch , or just spent hours at home listening to music , thats another thing i love , its cool how one inspiration...
Posted by Clit Eats Wood on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:28:00 PST

Public Relations

If u can have sex in a public place where would it be .. I mean somewhere very obvious, not by getting caught but the tension of hearing ppl walk by ? ********* for me *************** I'd have ...
Posted by Clit Eats Wood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cuddled up and Watching Porn !

Is it safe to say couples nowadays can watch porn together , Whether its on the net , on the couch cuddled up and watching porn on dvd' or one of them really funny HBO! Specials , Or those really badl...
Posted by Clit Eats Wood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST