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dave

i dont stand a chance

About Me

champagne, cavier, exotic locals, livin the high life. charity haha. get a job u bums. money is the route to enlightment. you will learn all your life lessons by making money at all cost no matter who you step on. family please! with money you can buy your ideal family. just go to a third world country like bradgelina and buy a little kid who will understand if they act out of place there on the first ship set sailed back to ther horrific poor lives in zimbabwae or what have you. oh yes self love is the key. i love myself 4 times a day. most overrated, commpassion, empathy, friendship, community, and love 4 others. who needs that malarchy/ waka waka waka.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

werner herzog, he can read me bedtime stories with his rad accent. flavor flav and mike schank from american movie, i want to make a buddy film about the three of us. ohhh yeah mr john frusciante he can be my live ipod. i can press fake buttons on his shirt then he plays the song i request(which i actually whisper in his ear to fake out everyone)

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