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Born under the mark of the beast in an isolated trading post on the amazon in the deepest jungle, our beloved el Presidente (fighter for justice, conqeror of the capitalist pigs) grew up knowing only his Australian missonary parents and the local jungle tribesmen who frequented the trading post to trade inca gold and panpipes for bibles, blankets and ELO cassettes. Thus from a young age he witnessed the exloitation of the masses and the sweet harmonies of Jeff Lynne.After completing many studies (our glorious leader, filled with the spirit of revolution) Darryl realised that Latin America needed him. Recuiting an army of thousands Darryl set up his secret command centre deep in the jungle. Over the next 10 years he waged a guerrilla war against imperialism, with highly trained strike forces who would emerge from the jungle for suprise attacks against the capitalist dogs and, to return overdue videos. In 1997 Darryl (protector of the poor, avenger of the dispossed) declared himself "el Presidente" of all Latin America and peace returned to the land. Unfortunately this golden period was not to last. In late 2002 el Presidente Darryl (father of the great Latin Nation, scourge of the elite) was forced into exile in Auckland, New Zealand in order to escape the draconian overdue policy of Blockbuster Video.Once again el Presidente is waging a war for the displaced and plans to return once again to his country of birth in order to reclaim power in the name of the people. In the meantime he has played bass for rock band "Ishtar", and underground cult heroes, "The Tony Clifton Lifetime". He also has been ruoured to be a founding member of "Team Jager", an underground organisation committed to achohol-ispired acts of terrorisim and stupidity. Currently he is in the initial stages of forming his own band, which will perform the stirring revolutionary anthems of "The Electric Light Orchestra."