Fifteen of the Best Ideas I've Ever Had (out of order and inexhaustive) |
1. Asking Mikey to marry me. (So what if it is the best idea I've ever had, and I happened to put it as number one in the list? I'm not setting a precedent. It's a random list. Random.)2. Asking Mikey...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:57:00 GMT |
mmm. haiku |
1. Mila Jovovichyou always wake up nakedwith no memories2. asian science nerds,no, i'm not in a rock band.Where is my boyfriend?3. brain-eating zombiesoh, look how they stagger sosom...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 20:57:00 GMT |
Are you lonely? Depressed? Do people think youre a douchebag? |
If you answered "yes" to any of those questions - or if you're lonely and depressed because people think you're a douchebag - quit being a whiney little emo bastard and join the Revolution. What...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:39:00 GMT |
If I were god |
First things first, the words "people" and "human" don’t really strike my fancy; neither words are fun to say. As the one true god, I demand that you little ape-things refer to yourselves as "wo...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:04:00 GMT |
