Shanny profile picture

Shanny

...Let's Get Nuts!

About Me

All I want is nothing, and I don't mind.
All I need is nothing, and I don't mind.

My Interests

hobo folklore, bowling, unleashing the fuckin' fury, urban exploration, rape, table tennis, and in my spare time i make my own laundry detergent...

Music:

Jackdaw, Stage Crew, McShanny and the Hooligans, The Pogues, The Clash, Dropkick Murphys, Queen, Bloodhound Gang, Nerf Herder, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, The Tossers, The GO Set, The Real McKenzies, Weezer, Cock Sparrer, The Refreshments, Diesel Boy, Black 47, Flogging Molly, The Kissers, Reverend Horton Heat, Stephen Lynch, Ministry, The Saw Doctors, The Aquabats, Elvis Costello, The Wolfe Tones, Hank3, Jimmies Chicken Shack, Blink 182, Morrissey, Alabama, Shania Twain, ACDC, Hayseed Dixie, Black Sabbath, Coconut Pete, The Electrics, Street Dogs, Chizdiggit!, Motorhead, Neck, The James Gang, The Horrorpops, David Allan Coe, Mexican Cession, Garth Brooks, Van Halen, Streetlight Manifesto, The Waterboys, Real Big Fish, The Popes, The Mescaleros, The Who, Whole Wheat Bread, Neko Case and Her Boyfriends.

Movies:

Super Troopers, Boondock Saints, Poultrygiest, Bloodhound Gang: One Fierce Beer Run, Canadian Bacon, Bio-Dome, Clerks, Club Dread, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Cannibal! The Musical, The Big Lebowski, Whiteboyz, Death Race 2000, Billy Madison, The Brave Little Toaster, Waynes World 2, Blazing Saddles, Happy Gilmore, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Airheads, Orgazmo, Dumb and Dumber, Down Periscope, Kingpin, The Commitments, Slapshot, Fandango, Grumpier Old Men, Puddle Cruiser, The Last Detail, Psych-Out

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Da Ali G Show, The Simpsons, Globe Trekker, The Mighty Boosh, The Red Green Show, Family Guy, The Drew Carey Show, Kung-Fu Klassics, Shasta McNasty, Whose Line Is It Anyway, XPlay, Titus, Yo Gabba Gabba!, Top Gear, Sabres Game Night

Books:

Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, How to Cook For Forty Humans, Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, When's Jesus Gonna Bring the Pork Chops?, The Puppy Who Lost His Way

Heroes:

Tony and Jimmy Slattery

My Blog

Dear Staycationers,

Here's yer fuck you.  Ya see, the word 'staycation' itself shouldn't even exist.  What the fuck is it even supposed to mean?  Spending your paid vacation at home instead of at Wally Wor...
Posted by Shanny on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:45:00 PST

Dear Music Blogger,

Where is your diploma from fucking rock school?  What gives you the right to tell me what albums are better than sex or what bands to go see at a show?  Were you ever in the front lines of a...
Posted by Shanny on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:14:00 PST

Dear Scotty,

I’m sorry to hear about your incident.  What a terrible story to tell your friends.  That’s why I made one up for you:We went out on a trail lookin’ for a bear when all of ...
Posted by Shanny on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST

Dear Bobba Loo,

Workin'. Drinkin'. Gettin' the band back together.  I've spent a few nights in the 'Cuse and Ozwaygo with The Vandersons.  Did some skating on the outdoor rink in the 'Cuse and then foun...
Posted by Shanny on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:49:00 PST

Dear The Academy Is,

To have your perception of music would be awesome.  Please, tell me all you've learned from your time on FBR.  Really.  To think there are people in this world that still don't bow to y...
Posted by Shanny on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:22:00 PST

Dear Environmental Conservative,

Oh.  Prius.  I see what you're doing there.  "Just doing what you can," you say?  "Doing your part to save the world," eh?  Well I say "Fuck You."  There's only two reaso...
Posted by Shanny on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:12:00 PST

Dear Gore-gasming Liberals,

Alright, I'll bite on this one.  I'm taking the bait.  Let's just say that the America-ruining, beard-growing Al Gore is right.  Maybe the world's temperature will rise by a half a degr...
Posted by Shanny on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:54:00 PST

ATTN Registered Voters:

This is a big one.  Election day is a week away.  Don't fuck it up for the rest of us.  Just in case you haven't a clue what I'm talking about, this is what's up,The Career Politicianvs...
Posted by Shanny on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:35:00 PST

Dear X Games,

Thanks for getting all MTV on us.  Why does this happen to everything good?  It comes from the underground, white people figure they can make money on it, and then BOOM:  The Latin X Ga...
Posted by Shanny on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

Dear Altamont NY Noise Ordinance,

Get fucked.  I'm sure if it were the thousands of drunks there versus your sorry town, you'd lose pretty badly.  I don't want to be told about a damn noise ordinance in a town of seventeen h...
Posted by Shanny on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:30:00 PST