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Scarlet

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a walking, stalking Freudian slip. I'm your brother's keeper. I'm not the girl your mom warned you about - her imagination was NEVER this good.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Batman.

But if he's not available, photographers, pornographers, models, weirdos, degenerates, fetishists, circus clowns, and horny housewives.

My Blog

Halloween plans!

I've decided that the best place for the resurrection of the Cat Goddess Bastet is the Fetish and Fantasy Ball at the Hard Rock.  Assuming I can still get tix, of course.  I'm new to this town.  I don...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:49:00 GMT

I am definitely responsible for this

They say that overfishing has completely decimated the oceans.  In a decade's time, we will witness "The End of Fish."  God, I hope they're wrong.  Fish makes up most of my protein intake.  The End of...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:49:00 GMT

Fredrick's of Hollywood

Being the lingerie fanatic that I am, I can't believe that I never checked out Frederick's of Hollywood.  They've been around forever.  When I was a very young child, my mother used to receive their c...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:40:00 GMT

google is weird

Ever had weird stuff come up when you're typing a phrase into Google?  I think the suggestions say a lot about our nation as a whole.Take this, for example:Seems like a lot of people have issues with ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:39:00 GMT

A good start.

Things are off to a good start here in Las Vegas for Little Miss Scarlet.  I have a gorgeous apartment, a decent club to dance at (Glitter Gulch), and I'm finally learning the lay of the land.That's t...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:40:00 GMT

I'm a Yelper, or something

I'm on Yelp now.  Reviewing stuff, and stuff.  If anyone cares to read my opinion on various Vegas venues, this would be the place:http://scarlettheharlot.yelp.comYippie!
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:03:00 GMT

A treatise on the eating of other animals.

Shut up, raw vegan foodies.  Just shut the fuck up.  I am so sick of your religious fervor for the meatless "lifestyle."Look at my incisors.  They were made for ripping flesh off the bone.  I am an om...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:54:00 GMT

Buh bye Palomino, Hello Glitter Gulch!

Okay, so The Palomino didn't work out as well as I had hoped.  I wouldn't completely rule it out, but it's not the greatest for me, personally.  For one, the management was rude as hell.  They didn't ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:14:00 GMT

The Palomino

Well, wouldn't you know it, chickens and gentle-ducks, I got hired!  Yay, I can stop losing sleep over whether or not I'm going to make any money in this town!So my new club is . . . . . . .The Palomi...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:55:00 GMT

Ed Hardy Merchandise Makes Me Want To Hurl

Yet another stupid trend that needs to die asap:  Ed Hardy.  What the fuck is up with that stuff?  Suddenly every tool on the planet has an Ed Hardy t-shirt or purse or zippo lighter.  Most of these c...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:02:00 GMT