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RHYMENOCEROUS

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About Me


i got coke on my head, but don't call me a cokehead.
im: naruhoe

My Interests

jeans. life. shoes. traveling. shows. your mom.

I'd like to meet:

the muffin man.

Music:

shit that makes me move.

Movies:

the hours.
sideways.
robots.
garden state
bright young things.
clerks.
mallrats.
office space.
particles of truth.
the name of the rose.
like water for chocolate.
october sky.
donnie darko.
whatever happened to baby jane?
rebel without a cause.

Television:

anything japanese. and animated.

Books:

Invisible Monsters.
American Psycho.
Bastard Out of Carolina.
A Clockwork Orange.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
1984.
The DaVinci Code.
Anything Harry Potter.
Disco Bloodbath aka The Party Monster.
The Catcher in the Rye.
The Great Gatsby.
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
To Kill a Mockingbird.
A Separate Peace.
The Canterbury Tales.
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim.
Naked.

Heroes:

my mom. thank you.

My Blog

DEPP MADNESS?

heyyy.anyone want to go see sweeny todd with me when it comes out?'cause, i really wanna see it, i just don't want to go by myself. ...
Posted by RHYMENOCEROUS on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:14:00 PST

STRANGE...

idunno, you guys. i'm in a really good mood. i think i should make the most of it before it passes.
Posted by RHYMENOCEROUS on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:59:00 PST

WASSUP WASSUP

kweli-kwell @ the amphitheatre, ya'll. who's going to pantherfest? not me cuz i'm ~*~busy~*~ gettin' busy. ...       syke. ...
Posted by RHYMENOCEROUS on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:15:00 PST

UPDATE

i'm still alive. mom's surgery was yesterday. she's doing alright. she's a trooper.
Posted by RHYMENOCEROUS on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

UHHH

my phone is revolting against me. so i you've tried to contact me at all and i haven't responded, it's because i can't keep the goddamned thing charged for even an hour. is there phone rehab?
Posted by RHYMENOCEROUS on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

ANTMLOLOL

I totally just burned the fuck outta my face this morning when i was straightening my hair.
Posted by RHYMENOCEROUS on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:12:00 PST

SUCKA MCS...

stephaknee tv is in da house. and spring break is next week. soooexcited.
Posted by RHYMENOCEROUS on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:59:00 PST

wtf?

DAMN BITCH, WHY YOU GOTTA BE LOOSER THAN LOOSE-LEAF PAPER?? ahahha i said that last night. let it be known that i pretty much win.  ...
Posted by RHYMENOCEROUS on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:47:00 PST

LAY DOWN.

    i think i love you
Posted by RHYMENOCEROUS on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:19:00 PST