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Mr. Victorious

I'm keeping all four eyes on you!

About Me

I like to eat poop, but sometimes I have clown for breakfast. I hate small children, they are a plague upon this earth and should I be forced to take another one to the bathroom I will have no qualms with telling their parents, no longer can they talk any smack to me because there is no retort for "your son pooped in the urinal". Sweedish fish are my favorite candy. I was actually hatched full grown with out any vices and I like dogs. Don't mess with my pointing stick. Never trust a fart. Taking short bus rides is fun. I got this shirt somewhere I can't tell you and everything else is NUNYA! HAHAHA!

My Interests

My greatest joys involve the misery of others. My hobbies include rubber band ball making, dancing, sarcasm, reading the CL and if I could I would make sitting on a front porch with a shot gun and a shovel and interogating all of Miss Natalie and Miss Jasmine's dates a sport.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Natalie Portman and any other dirty hot skank whores except those who already had their chance to touch it. I'm sorry ladies but I'm already taken by one awesome nash-vegas woman (Lucy) who needs to claim me as her number one on MySpace. P. Diddy you need to call a brotha and hook him up with a show!!!

Music:

I like music I can get my groove on to like Rhianna and Christina Aguilara. If either of those women see this, would you like to kiss my girlfriend?

Movies:

Grandma's Boy, Clerks 2, Superman Returns

Television:

The Wire, Degrassi High, The Office, Lost

Books:

I can't read. I went to WVU. Hooked on phonics did not work for me.

Heroes:

Bill Resch