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Britta Joop

Just call me God!!

About Me


Here goes... My name is Brittany, and I am an idiot! Everytime I ride it is ALWAYS dirty and I am always walking it out.. I say and do some really stupid things, but it just makes me different than all the plain jane's out there!
I was born and raised right here in Palm Bay/Melbourne. I lived in Orlando for two years, but it just wasn't the place for me. I am pretty laid-back and the "club" scene is not my thing. I do like to line dance with my girlies though! I am really really sarcastic and I love it. I have a great sense of humor and I will probably make fun of you on occasion ("I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.") I have a really big heart and I truly believe that everyone has something to offer and everyone is beautiful in there own way. People's feeling matter to me, and I hate seeing people cry. Loneliness should be illegal! I love meeting new people, especially unique ones like myself. All my friends are weird in there own way and that's what makes us THE SHIT! I am really crazy, and I like to have a good time. Two Times for the Good Times WHOOP WHOOP! (that's for you nikki!)
I sing ALOT..all day.. everyday.. But, I am not very good. I am really random, but I know exactly what I want out of life. I have the best friends in the world! I do not like school, but you need it to succeed these days. I Love Hugs and Kisses from my Beezy. I am very observant (I people watch). Tequila is my liquor of choice, but, it does not make my clothes fall off. I am NOT a morning person, and not so much a night person either. Let's just say I like sleeping!:)I LOVE to laugh and be around NICE people. I am not perfect but I try my hardest everyday to live life right! I am opinionated and I think sarcasm is hilarious..I really enjoy beef o brady's chicken and Shell's buffalo shrimp... I love being naked (in my house of course), taking naps, getting paid, and bald men...Ryan's legs are too sexy for words..ice cream is pretty dank and so is my chicken pot pie.. Chili's 2 for 1's make me happy...and usually drunk....I have no hand-eye coordination, but I can sure kick the hell out of anything. I miss playing soccer BAD! I am not a fighter, but I can whoop some ass(In my sleep if need be! Sorry Steph!) I have always been "one of the guys." I love to watch NFL football(Go FINS!), soccer, basketball, and sometimes baseball. It should be illegal to televise Golf, but I will play it with my Dad for fun! I was raised around sports and guys and that's how I roll. I do love the girl friends I have though! E-Clique in the House, REPRESENT!! I LOVE MY FAMILY and so does everyone else that knows them!! Meagan Downie is my HERO and my Hiroshima!! I am the biggest Dolphins fan EVER!! Fairweather fans can kiss my ass! I Love My Sister more than anything in the world! She is "the baby" and she is perfect!
I CANNOT stand girls who have no respect for themselves. Contrary to popular belief, you aren't just a piece of meat, so don't act like it. Have some respect for yourself and maybe someone else will too! I have pride in my morals! I am officially now a godmother to my two best friends new baby girl, Cheyenne Marie Cotto. Look how beautiful she is!
I love with my whole heart and always have! I Love to Love and I LOVE being in MEANINGFUL relationships whether it be with my best friends or my loverboy. Booty calls and friends with benefits gets you no where but ALL ALONE and USED! Anyone can get some ass.....doesn't make you hott, sexy, classy, or wanted!
I have learned first hand what people are capable of, so it is hard to earn my trust. Trust to me means everything. I have put up a lot of walls because of my past, which also caused some insecurities. I'm working on it though :) I have always been an honest, trustworthy, and faithful friend, daughter, sister, and partner and I expect the same in return. I am a lover not a fighter, so it is hard to get on my "bad side". I am completely capable of sticking up for myself though. I don't get pushed around by anybody no matter who they are. I am extremely good at reading people, so don't think you can fool me. I am really forgiving but I never forget. Apologies are priceless! Everyone makes mistakes, only those who regret it deserve the forgiveness or the second chance. First impressions matter, so make sure you always put your best foot forward!
I can be extremely tough yet really emotional depending on the situation. I hate arguing with people because they are usually just spiteful. I can go from sweet to bitch in 3 seconds and I definitely have an attitude problem. I am very confident in who I am and I have found that people find that a little intimidating or cocky, but I am just comfortable in my skin! I am me and I don't plan on changing for anyone! "Why try so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out."
I live with my fiance in Palm Bay in our beautiful new home.
I am getting married March 3, 2007 to ,♥Ryan Dalzell♥, the sexiest beast alive. No one has ever made me happier! We are best friends! We compliment each other so well! Just ask anyone who knows us...it's weird! He picked me, He wants me, He Loves me! I Love You Baby!
We are having an outdoor ceremony with an indoor keg party drunkin reception. That's how we do! We are soooo busy planning our wedding but it is going to be perfect! We met in 2005 when our parents tried for about a year to get us to meet. What match makers they are because we have been together ever since. He loves MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
♥I LOVE my family! We are so close and I am so thankful for that because I know that is really rare these days.♥.
I am obsessed with my baby sister...Look how sexy she is :)
I am currently a senior at the great University of Central Florida. GO GOLDEN KNIGHTS/PEGASI! I am majoring in Business with minors in Marketing and Economics. I am very focused and can't wait to be done in May of 07.
In my free time I enjoy playing soccer, SHOPPING, going on bike rides, hanging with my sisters, pestering my cat, playing with my dogs, sleeping in, and massages. I am also really into ketchup, buffalo chicken, GH, people who can make me laugh, brownies, Olive Garden, Sugar Pots(sandwich shop), Ryan's booty and chocolate cake!
I hate hate hate selfish people, my daily headaches, vegetables, spiders, being alone, crying, my gag reflex, warm pickles, dirty ears, swiss cheese, burning my tongue, mandarin oranges, pity parties, jealous girls, mean people, getting goosebumps right after I shaved my legs, and rollercoasters.
I am the biggest chicken shit ever when it comes to adventure. I hate not having control!
I love love love love love my best friends, they mean the world to me! ♥ Ryan, Jacqueline, Jessica, Stephanie, Nikki, Jason, Jeff,and Jeffrey........♥!We don't get to see each other that much and I hate it! If you want to know more HOLLA!
CAPRICORNlove to bust Nice Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awes0me kisser. Loves being in long relationships Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy Coolest Loves to own Gemini's in sports extremely fun loves to joke Loves to be your first. so you'll never forget Smart!

My Interests

Does it get any better than this? I am sooo in love with this little girl!

I really don't get much spare time with school, work, and planning a wedding, but when I do, I like doing anything with Ryan, relaxing (sleeping)
hanging out with my family, shopping, going to the beach, and taking the dogs to the park.

...We have all been friends since elementary school/high school and proved everyone wrong! We are good friends and always will be. I love being with them and I couldn't live without them. BER KER!Family..... I have the best in the world. there isn't a thing I would change!
Partying.....in my pants! Really only get to go out on Thursdays and on the weekends when everyone comes into town.
School..... WOW I wish that was one of my interests. Almost done though!

I'd like to meet:

Really anyone who is genuine, honest, and cares about others. There are WAY to many people out there drowning in their own sorrows trying to bring everyone else down. Things happen for a reason and YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!! Believe it or not there are people out there that are genuinely nice and deserve all the happiness that they have! Everyone deserves to be happy, just not at the expense of someone else. I have been through my fair share of heartache and pain just like EVERYONE else, so don't kid yourself, I do deserve who and what I have!Other than that, I am down for meeting anyone who is funny! I LOVE LAUGHING! Dane Cook is Hilarious! If you can't laugh and have a good time you are wasting your life.

As for famous people, Joe Nichols.....Jennifer Aniston......Jason Taylor.....Dan Marino.....George W. Bush......Will Ferrell.....Adam Sandler...Zach Thomas....Billy Ray Cyrus...Channing Tatum.....Don Shula...Dane Cook...Fergie..Carrie Underwood...Ohh and my family (ones I haven't meet)...
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Music:

I'm one of those people that says they like everything...Country would have to be number one.. I love Craig Morgan, Joe Nichols, Joe Diffie, Timmy, Carrie Underwood, Montgomery Gentry, etc....Then I would say some bootie music. I went to Palm Bay High...how can you not like a little rap?? Then definitely Rock/ Classic Rock or whatever my parents use to listen to when I was younger.I have been singing "shot through the heart" since I was a toddler. I also really really like YellowCard, Story of the Year, The Used, 3 Doors Down, Brand New, Between the Trees, 311, Through You, and a crap load more:) Ohh and ofcourse, "Ryan's Music."

Movies:


Romantic Comedies/ Comedies... NOTHING SCARY! Old School...Napoleon Dynamite...Step Up...Center Stage... School of Rock....Anchor Man...Walk the Line...Family Stone... anything Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell is in...Office Space...My Big Fat Greek Wedding....Then also those much loved chic flicks like The Notebook.. Out of control crying during that movie. Pretty much anything my loverboy and I can watch and laugh or cry too. He is a big baby!..

Television:

GH...Grey's Anatomy...World Series of Poker...One Tree Hill... Gilmore Girls....Desperate Housewives...and for some reason I am hooked on reality TV (American Idol). New found love for CSI, Law and Order, Injustice, Deal or No Deal, King of Queens, Dog Whisperer, and What About Brian.

Books:

I would have to say James and the Giant Peach because I do believe that is the only book I have ever read front to back. Not too sure how that is possible seeing as how I am a senior in college. I hate reading!

Heroes:


Happy Moments, Praise God...Difficult Moments, Seek God...Quiet Moments, Worship God...Painful Moments, trust God....Every Moment, Thank God.

My Fiance...for being the smartest, strongest, sexiest, most talented and loving man EVER!

My Grandma's..Mamanator and Grandma Mona!

My Parents.. for staying so in love.

My friends... for being so damn cool!

:) And finally Jeff Cotto...