Abraham Lincoln, my ancestors, mostly dead people because they hold so much information about who we are. Live people would include all the assholes that own/manage the credit card companies, Michael Dell (to find out why I can't pay my Dell bill on-line) Mrs. Hillory Clinton just one more time for another chat, General Robert E. Lee (oh shit he's dead too) and maybe Miss Bette Midler as she has always amused me.