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Luke

Love is a tower of strength to me. I am the shoreline but you're the sea.

About Me

I am super strong and am afraid of nobody, except my own shadows. I can move things with my mind. See you on the streets... if you are game. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds



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My Interests

Lacrosse, Rowing, Running, Japan, Karate, Poker, Pain, Tai Chi & Sword Fighting.

I'd like to meet:

Nikki Webster, Phil Hellmuth, Donald Trump, Bullet & The Dog From Milo and Otis. John So even. Actually, I have met him already...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lukasion Taguchi Koizumi
Birthday: 14 March
Birthplace: Bed @ St Vincent's Hospital, Fitzroy. Place of conception: Bed @ Bungalow, West Sunshine
Current Location: Uncle's Caravan, Moe (Wireless)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 1600mm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Use both
Your Heritage: Dad's Portugese and Mum is part Japanese & Brazilian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Didn't wear shoes today
Your Weakness: Knee Caps
Your Fears: Boogy Men & Russell St after dark
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiin - Aloha
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass uni. Goal I am failing this year? Passing uni
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB - makes me look busy. I'm not going anywhere
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope this is sweat
Your Best Physical Feature: Tonsils
Your Bedtime: 2am. Hard
Your Most Missed Memory: Gumby & Sooty
Pepsi or Coke: Ain't matter. Addicted to both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Don't eat meat
Single or Group Dates: Don't date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither - lesbos
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee is drunk by wannabee busy people. Don't get me started
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm hot
Do you Swear: Only when I'm in court
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: No... I bathe.
Have you Been in Love: Yes -
Do you want to go to College: Am there now
Do you want to get Married: Yes... to a horse
Do you belive in yourself: Luke you can answer this question. Believe in yourself
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: If I answer yes, I am up myself. If I answer no, I am lying
Are you a Health Freak: No - I ate KFC for brunch, lunch and dinner last week
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course. I sit on the deck chair counting the seconds between lightening and thunder. Hard
Do you play an Instrument: Does tooting the car horn count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past hour have I drank alcohol... yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Crystal Meth
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I ate the biscuits
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Cook that shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Pack of chewies from Safeway. Hard
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: In grade 4 I said a girl had cootees and she called me a tease. But it was alright, I germ loxed.
Ever been Beaten up: Several times
Ever Shoplifted: Chewies (see above)
How do you want to Die: What kind of question is that?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A guy with a wikipedia page
What country would you most like to Visit: Galapogas Islands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Ain't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Ain't matter
Short or Long Hair: Ain't matter
Height: Ain't matter
Weight: Ain't matter
Best Clothing Style: Ain't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 - Crystal Meth & Looking at myself in the mirror
Number of CDs I own: No idea
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos:

Luke can say the alphabet backwards - and - He can also say it normally

Music:

Pearl Jam, Lyrics Born, Latryx, Ben Harper & Daft Punk.

Movies:

High Fidelity, Back To The Future, Big, Milo and Otis & Good Will Hunting.

Television:

The Sopranos, X-Files, COPS, Scrubs & The Up Late Game Show With Hotdogs.

Books:

The Man Behind The Shades: Stu Ungar, Phil Hellmuth's Guide To Texas Hold'em, The Great Train Robbery & How To Kill A Man Using Pressure Points.

Heroes:

Junichiro Koizumi, Michael J. Fox, EV, Mike McCready & Brum.
BASED ON INTELLIGENCE, WHO DO YOU THINK IS A MORE CAPABLE HOST OF THE TODAY SHOW?
JESSICA ROWE
MR ED
Jessica Rowe Mr Ed

My Blog

Yes/No Game

Improved a bulletin. Forgive me. This shit shouldn't be wasted...   Yes/No Game You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asksFuck this. I'll do and say what I want...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:10:00 PST

The Muppets

There is nothing worse than getting caught in a fucked up act as a kid. Take for instance being caught red handed stealing a Muppet's poster from a milk bar when I was 5. Why the fuck did I do it? I d...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST

Question of the week

Is the guy on the Flight centre ad really a pilot?    ...
Posted by Luke on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:06:00 PST

Guys you don't want to fuck with series

I am sure they are nice when you get to know them...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:18:00 PST

An Easter Tale

I just got home after an eventful evening. I purchased an ipod yesterday. I took it for a test run this evening while i jogged through my regular route. I promised my mother I would make sure to check...
Posted by Luke on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:49:00 PST

Some of the things I have noticed after shaving my head...

You look like a hard cunt When you are walking, people make sure not to bump into you People don't smile at you because they are happy, they smile at you because they are scared If dining at resta...
Posted by Luke on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:28:00 PST

Another Nomination for the Pulitzer Photography Prize

Kendall Brookes
Posted by Luke on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:50:00 PST

Elevators

An elevator or lift is a transport device used to move goods or people vertically. Whilst traveling on this technology recently I made some candid observations:   There is always an awkward si...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

Some candid continental observations

Some candid continental observations    Why do European chocks drive V6 Holdens with HSV stickers on them? There is nothing special about your car. If you wanted a V8 buy one. Putting a sticker...
Posted by Luke on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

Nothings as it seems

Nothing in my life seems to go to plan. It seems that everything always has some kind of glitch or unforseen aspect to it, which, despite my due diligence cannot ever be foreseen. On one level I sympa...
Posted by Luke on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:02:00 PST