The Cat flap collective profile picture

The Cat flap collective

Smells like broomhandle

About Me

..

Pimp out your webpage with PimpWebpage

The catflap collective are two chilled out drum and bass, film, pinball, cookie, Amsterdam and kung fu fans from the Brighton sort of area. We think that if your trying to make other people laugh you should always do it selfishly and only do what you yourself find funny. Sitcoms and comedians trying to write what they think the audience will find funny always fail, it's the Bill Hicks "say what YOU find funny" philosophy we like. Because of that alot of you will think our stuff is retarded, not clever, pointless and childish...and you would be correct in that assumption. For the people who do find us funny "Nice one! Glad we can of some service!"-Ed and Mike!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 19/10/2006
Band Members: Mr. Bignell, Mr. Hallwood and a little blonde gremlin called Scott
Influences: Jaffa cakes, fruit juice, people who still play on their Sega Mega drive, Cheese toasties, Eric Cartman, ham toasties, ham and cheese toasties, school teachers, kung fu, john woo, Yoshi from Super Mario brothers...the blue one, Solid Snake, Bruce Lee, Brighton Town, Kingsmill, Slush Puppies that cost too much, Tea, Pinball, Drum and bass, awkard silences, Randy Marsh, Bill Bailey, thai massages, haccy sack, brazilian graffiti artists, teenage mutant hero turtles, x men, stencil art, film trivia, shish kebabs, Tekken 5 Dark Ressurection not normal 5, Andrea Meadows AKA the world's first fish chicken man bitch, mars bars, normal bars, skateboarding, jazz just for mike, Tony Blair...what a douche, time crisis 4, batman and spiderman, any film containing Milla Jovovich, extreme samurai violence, ryu from street fighter, dorito salsa dips, boredom, Alf the honey making german and sofa beds
Sounds Like: Two blokes talking, singing and impersonating wild animals into a laptop. From time to time doing Donald and Bob (two sexually frustrated mount everest climbers searching for the yetis who kidnapped Donald's daughter Raquel) Other times doing Peter the beaver; a children's radio show that addresses issues such as throat clymidia, sexual abuse and curing aids. Sometimes doing a very insensitive and immoral news team and also doing 'The Discussion Show' a show by Howard Bibblewee and Alfred Money, two men who believe that an STI is the water that comes out of the sea when a dolphin does a frontflip.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

undefined Amsterdam nights of bounty loving

undefined Amsterdam nights of bounty loving Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:43:00 GMT

I had a dream once...

that i kicked the absolute shit out of Jar Jar Binks. He was begging for his life while i was kicking him over and over again in his stupid fucking Gungan face. I was laughing hysterically, blood was ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:55:00 GMT

10 things to do in bed

1. Play a game of imaginary darts with yourself. The great thing about this game is bullseye is very easy to hit. You then feel very happy with yourself and your skill level and fall asleep ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:18:00 GMT