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Michael

No life at all in the house of dolls.

About Me

Babybel cheese wheels and mimosas on the beach.

My Interests

To consume.

I'd like to meet:

The non-living dead.

Music:

Anything that makes me want to cut a rug.

Movies:

Transformers was horrible and Punch-Drunk Love is the cutest movie in the world.

Television:

Shows on survival and Yo Gabba Gabba!

Books:

Picture books.

Heroes:

Papa bear.

My Blog

This girl that Im into.

She's so rad. She's like the lottery, one in a gillion million. She's the dung to my beetle. She's that last wish in a genie's lamp that you've pondered on for far too long. She's the cat's pajamas. S...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:07:00 PST

Living Lohan: A Collection of Ali Lohans ultra rich thoughts.

I was watching Living Lohan, a reality show about the other Lohans, not that freckly shit stain, Lindsay Lohan. In this particular episode, there was an electrical fire in their house and they try to ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:01:00 PST

Lecture notes.

Here are some prospective characters and ideas that I drew up. I'm trying to come up with a different look so let me know what you pieces might actually be worth expanding. ...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:41:00 PST

"Just do whatever makes you feel happy."

Why is that whenever someone is down, people always tell them, "Just do whatever makes you happy." Thank you, I've never tried that one before . Fucking idiots. Once you're in high school and hit som...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:09:00 PST

Absolutely unnecessary

Here's a list of things that should be non-existant:420 ~ This term should be illegal. Fucking people who don't even smoke the dank chrons use the term, and for what? Maybe they want to be hip or show...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:43:00 PST

The truth about me.

I'm just going to come out and say it, no bullshit, or not much. I'll even give it a little MJH zest.I'm a goddamn idiot.I've had a sneaking suspicion that I might be dumb, but I'm pretty sure of it n...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

Asian art show.

Here's some art I've been working on over these past months. I would like to thank my boring teachers and annoying students for the inspiration. This one's for the douchebags.This is a mural I made tw...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:16:00 PST

Reading.

Reading is overrated. Since when did reading become more productive than other forms of entertainment? We read books, magazines, newspapers, and whatever else to be informed about information or for a...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

"Well that's just your own opinion."

No fucking shit! Thank you for pointing that out. As the infamous Maddox put it, "I know it's my opinion, it's not yours." Perhaps I should tell you that you're talking every time you start talking or...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:34:00 PST

Drunken Pictionary.

   I found out that playing Pictionary with a partner that's under the influence can prove to be quite challenging. I won't name the guilty party so don't bother asking, but here it is, Drun...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:43:00 PST