uncoolsam

The Origins Of Uncoolsam Following an accident in the main core of a nuclear reactor 200 million years ago, the world council of elders decreed that a guardian be created to watch over the smoldering remains and ensure that they were not tampered with until the deadly radiation had subsided. According to the contract signed by that guardian, the radiation subsided to a safe level in the year 1978 and so, for the last time, the guardian emerged from his post deep within the Pennine mountains of northern England and elected to take human form. Twenty-eight years later the guardian of the ancient meltdown, Uncoolsam, racked with nostalgia for his early years of training with the council of elders in the Enlightened City; brings you the music of his youth in the hope that it will influence human history to take a somewhat less mercenary direction than it so far has.