the stupid magic people used to believe in. |
Let's face it world: nothing is magical. You might look at a snowflake and see a hexagonically symmetric miracle, but all I see is "shitty cold weather"!How about this weather? Geez. It's crazy. The r...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:22:00 GMT |
spooky |
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:28:00 GMT |
ingredients for things to do this week |
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:04:00 GMT |
tour diary |
I thought I got fleas in Ohio, but they were placebo fleas.The trailer burst into flames in Pennsylvania. There were Draculas roaming the hills, the dark forests. The fire department and the police sh...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:51:00 GMT |
Urban Dictionary rejects |
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the following are real words I made up for Urban Dictionary Dot Com. Here are the rejects:
Submission reviewedYour submission has been reviewed by editors. Editors chose to not pub...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:11:00 GMT |
Porno Bus: a Story about all the Draculas running around Out There |
should be a movie.
Intro: a bunch of Draculas running around
Part Two: Porno Bus breaks down
Part Three: you figure it out.
Ending: Credits
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:28:00 GMT |
I had all the ideas for the show "Rob & Big" |
I'm not sure what to do about it. You can't just file a police report for this type of theft. It makes me really sad. At least I have some proof to back up my claim. Observe this description of an epi...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:32:00 GMT |
traces of steroids found in the excavated corpse of babe ruth |
and probably a whole bunch of other stuff.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:57:00 GMT |
grandpa heaven |
Grandpa was crazy in a nut house when he died. They rolled him up in a carpet and shot holes through it.
Grandpa and I were close. We said a prayer for all people born in Hell. When we wore out ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:40:00 GMT |
my friend is building me a shrink-ray |
It's almost done. I plan to build a tiny city and then shrink myself down so I can have an entire city to myself. Then I will shoot the buildings and shrink the city, and I will step on the buildings ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:42:00 GMT |
