I'm bald, but it's not all bad, my boss told me I had a really niced shaped head. My mom told me i was a c-section baby so there were never any forceps applied to my head making it perfectly dimensional.
I believe that the electric slide can be danced to any type of music. No one else believes that so you will often find me woogie-woogie-wooging all by my self.
My wit is sharp and my reflexes are quick hence the nickname "el gato". the only problem is that I am the only one that uses that name.I AM NOT A WHOREI do my best, but every now and then I end up being "That Guy"I am an animal. Not that I'm crazy..sort of. But that I like shiney objects, I get distracted easily, I have a short attention span, I should be caged.THINGS I LIKE: macaroni salad, boobs, Bill Murray, cable vison on-demand, my ipod, clean underwear, black coffee 2 sugars, cream cheese on my egg sandwich, making jokes that offend at least half the population, turning anything into a contest, ketchup, spicy mustard. hot lesbians,The Practice, Beer, being treated like meat, watching people fight at a bar,Harry Potter, Blind Date, big sunglasses, girls who wear pink, waking up in a familiar place, advice from old people, flip-flops, my awesome shiny new laptop, being victorious, crushing beers, slaying, waking up sans alarm clock, proving people wrong, playa hating, saving the world,power of persuasion, the smell of sunscreen, pools,and anything else that smells like summer.
THINGS I DONT LIKE: Girls who think they are hot but are not, swimmies (don't know what that means? just ask), hippie hair, NARCS, mean lesbians that blame men for everything, incriminating photos, people who are lazy, pork, people who lie, authority,beets, dirty south accents, razor burn, food that's too hot or too cold, male pattern baldness, L train shutdowns, commuting, being 23 and still not realizing my special powers, people who are loud,commercials that make no sence, weight classes, quitters, people who can't lose weight "no matter what they do", stupid ex- girlfriends hypocrits,people who get mad at me when i get drunk , the run-around, "recruiters" of any kind
THINGS I DO: watch a lot of movies, drinks lots of beers, run, look good on the regular, blame Brian for everythng that goes wrong, player hate, work long hours, think fast, shmooze, let things flow, pull-ups, tell stories, make myself laugh,mumble, yell at the T.V., covet thy neighbors goods, call my mom too much, make fun at other peoples expences, touch myself, believe that everything will work out, have an amazing memory.
THINGS I DON'T: lie, cheat, blame others, slow down, go to the gym, arrive to places on time, follow the rules, stay on the beaten path, call my dad enough, use my special powers, pace myself, stick to plans, get mad, forget, make a lot a money.
