The Minivan Man - ProfilesArchive

About Me

im really good at a lot of stuff: moto x, rollin around on my longboard skateboard on the boardwalk, going to parties at glamis, and workin on my F150. my life is cooler than yours. my brother trains as an ultimate fighter. he's gonna make it one day. i have bleached hair but only on the tips becuz someone told me its cool to do that. i make sure i spike my hair wherever i go tho...even to look good for other dudes at the gym. i like treating girls like shit becuz it gets me laid bro. tom leykis is the dad i never had, but always wanted.

My Interests

interesting people, skating, music, chillin, linguistics, black wall street and black history month, Razzles, memories, scary movies, my birthday, holidays that fall on my birthday, and holidays that fall on halloween

I'd like to meet:

ryan sheckler and mad mike metzger

Music:

metro whiny music that gets you so annoyed you wanna fight somebody

Movies:

american gangster and trafficking movies

Television:

heroes biotch

Books:

still reading the alchemist which is 120 page book...

Heroes:

everyone who follows everyone else

My Blog

Official Butts-Up Sac Rules

dedicated to the best game ever invented"-Official BuSac rules-Wallies shall stand against the wall.The game shall be played like butts-up.If thou shalt fuck up, thou'st gets a letter.The game shall b...
Posted by The Minivan Man on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:44:00 PST

dirty hustlers dont use myspace

BOOOM!!! --> Dirty Hustlers Don't Use MySpace by Mike "Mikendo" [Muthafuckin'] Stanfield Brought to You by Kswiss, bitch...
Posted by The Minivan Man on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:12:00 PST

Flow chart

KAY CROOKED LETTER DOUBLE YOU EYE CROOKED LETTER CROOKED LETTER Kswiss is my name and MY claim to fame I'm spittin rhymes cuz theres no need to spit game Turn your head, now you're miss...
Posted by The Minivan Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Get Off Me 2005 Bitches

The upcoming video you can see me and my OC homies in. Im gonna hold down san diego too. Comment to tell me how you love it. hahaha....
Posted by The Minivan Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FILMBOT FILES

i took the filmbot fiels trailer off my page, but for all you lurkers out there. here it is still. H.A.C.B. March 4th Video Premiere BITCH, peep this FilmBotFiles.com ...
Posted by The Minivan Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drunk Driving and Flirtatious Sickness

Dear Journal, So at this point, I should be studying for finals that begin the latter portion of this week. But, I feel as if I have neglected you lately; you have been my friend for quite a while ...
Posted by The Minivan Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Reflecting a Day of Who Gives a Fuck

Dear Journal, Hello my friend. Today was an interesting day for me. Oh wait, how have you been? Thats fantastic, but nobody cares. Anyways, back to my story. Well, I guess it all starts when I...
Posted by The Minivan Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Infamous Friday After a Stressful Week

Dear Journal, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?! I am going to leave you, Journal, in suspense and tell you what happened in chronological order. Last week was the hardest week of life, literally...
Posted by The Minivan Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST