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Johnny Calamari

About Me

John "Slor" Lanehart has been playing in random configurations of bands between Pa, Md, De Tn, Ga and West By-God since the ripe ol age of 15. Everything from straight Grundge, Jazz, Folk, Greasy Funk, Hip Hop, Blues, Southern Rock (Hippie and Redneck varities) Transient free formed Bizno, Show tunes, R&B and all shades of the Grasses. Frankly pretty feed up with todays music scene and what is "Hip" according to the media injected world. The Slorman loves to play with anybody willing to step out the "box" and just letr' happen an R.C.H. Not to blow smoke out the kestor but...Slorknocher only plays with top notch Bad A55 musicians. It has taken years to form a legion of shredders, doodlers and jazz hacks that make pretty damn good Jam Band all-stars. I realize that there is a underground buzz of listners who feel right at home in the presence of my bass stack with its fimiliar vibe that make a sister want to hump and brother want a pray. Anything from the Slorworks will be enjoyable by all. So stay tuned for other like minded peeps with vision of "REVOLUTION" and the message of raw "TRUTH"!

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Member Since: 18/10/2006
Band Website: ".. MYSPACELAYOUTSPY CODE START --
Band Members: In no particular order you might see Slor with these folks... Angie Lanehart-vocals, guitar, mandolin. Jon Ingles-guitars, bass. Gus Agurrie-guitars. Brian Badami-guitars. Jim Hinkley-drums,guitars. Ed Hain-B-3, keys. Adam Rettig-harps, banjo. Ren Williams-guitars. Brian "the wholeness"Noll-guitars, power book, space matter. Rod Goelz-mandolin, bass, guitars. Westlee Dortmyer-drums, percussion. Stocksdale-guitars. Dennis-guitars. Jon "Hairpie" Harris-guitars, lap steel, harps. Mike Barnhart- drums, percussion. James Hatfield- Gibson Explorer. Jim Larkin- drums, bass(headless fretless). Kevin Coldsmith-bass. Tony Agurrie-drums,percussion. Jer Jer- guitar, vocals. Fortissimo- horns various. Terri Sepolla-guitar, vocals. Cornbread Hauser-Classical guitar and (yet to come)
Influences: Led Zepplin, Steely Dan, The Meters, Phish, James Brown, Jaco, Allmans, Dead, Bruce Hornsby, Sam Bush, Jerry Douglas, Marley, Wylan, Willie, Johnny, Ronnie Millsap, The Band, G&R, Jimi, Teenage Fanclub, John Hartford, John Prine, Derek Trucks band, Damien Rice, CCR, Clampton, Beatles, MMW, Charlie Hunter, MJ, Umphrees McGee, Jamiroquai, Beck, Tenacious D, just for startrers.
Sounds Like: Fela Khuti and Betty Wright humping it up with Max Headrom and Nel Carter!

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My Blog

That pie ALMIGHTY!

Sooo. Just trying to life life back together after playing in a totally straight way with my BOY Jon (Hairpie) Harris. It was awesome and so comfortable. We had a time and thanks to all who made it...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:33:00 GMT

FLAT SHOALS!!!!!!!!!!

FLAT SHOALS WILL BE LAUNCHING APRIL 4TH, 5TH AND 6TH HERE IN SOUTH CENTY PENNY. PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR CONFIRMED SHOW TIMES. JON (HAIRPIE) HARRIS AND JOHNNY CALAMARI WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO HAVE ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:49:00 GMT

Ladies and Gentleman...

I would like to warmly welcome the induction of Cornbread Hauser to the list of OFFICIAL CALAMARIS. May your talent elevate and captivate anyone in your presence like having a Blue Whale in your MOMM...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Ladies and Gentleman...

I would like to warmly welcome the induction of Cornbread Hauser to the list of OFFICIAL CALAMARIS. May your talent elevate and captivate anyone in your presence like having a Blue Whale in your MOMM...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:02:00 GMT