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Happy Meal

About Me

DOWNLOAD the full length HAPPY MEAL discography at myspace.com/mypetgoatrecords . also available are Denney Joints' snug-inspiring solo soul records. THE MALE met in watsonville in the beer aisle and got shitfaced when they weren't working at Guarderia Mi Pitito. Then they sacrificed a hipster to satan and became immortal. Now they kill people an sell the ones they don't devour to tourists in the form of pot pies.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 18/10/2006
Band Website: www.geocities.com/happymealband
Band Members: CONT KONTAKT: gutar. SSSSSCONE: bass/salmon. 12 INCH CUNT: bateria
Influences: Big Black - Banshees - Birthday Party - Crass - (Rozz) Christian Death - Dead Kennedys - Doom - Four Tops - PiL - Swans - Bad Brains - Mudhoney - CONT - having to commit crimes in order to feel alive after watching stoner rock - Mahavishnu Orchestra - I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Sounds Like: Ajaxoff. PineUS. queevex. mister cleunt. the Gibson Chevys. The Microsoft IPODs. Pepsi and the Cheezits. The Obama Starbucks. Hawaii an the Denial. Betiie page an the Home Depot. King Cobra and the Ramen. Dumb and the Fuckin Cop. The Internet Baristas. Santa Cruz and the Private Property. Governator and the fuck you asshole.
Record Label: Exitos Gnosis/The Pet Goat/Wonderquest
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

’Matarte’ Blurb from Aquarius Records

Aquarius Records is the record distribution contractor for soldiers in Iraq and Cuba. If you want records in Afghanistan you got to ask Queef British Company. This is a MEAL! This punk ass band (and p...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 20:02:00 GMT

VOTE GNOSIS

CHECK PINUS OUT: The Male are hereby commencing distribution of Gnosis Records. Our .. to service the real identifiable need in the community for PINUS. Gnosis records will be distributing hand-l...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:55:00 GMT

Snake Dance on You Tube

Our awesome neighbor Dennis taped us playing "Snake Dance" at caffe pergolesi on 23 november. he then put it up on youtube, so go check it out! his youtube name is denhana.MEAL
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:55:00 GMT

YOU'RE ALL DEAD

Attention everybody:STOP TRYING TO PRETEND YOU'RE COOL!Thanks.The meal will presently record our new album YOU'RE ALL DEAD in a couple of weeks. Expect it to hit the ground like THAT. You're all going...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 21:11:00 GMT

The Bint Pit

last saturday's show at Jamie's roller derby benefit party was the reason we're in a punk band. a roller derby team made money. mud wrestling happened. the meal demonstrated to Morgan Hill the meaning...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:13:00 GMT

Germany

Is Germany just a bunch of techno queaves, or what's the fuckin deal? we keep getting buddy hits from Germany (they can tell we're bavarians -is ian bavarian?) and some are cool but others are "kvach"...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:11:00 GMT

SHET!

in nin nin the next like month or january or whatedver, we're gonna rechord the next album. Yep. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD. maybe on this one we'll do two or so takes. maybe we won't smoke so much hash....
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:14:00 GMT

CUM CLOSET

CUM CLOSET 06 WITH THE BROADS 18 NOV Portland NAILED 19 NOV Chico NAILED A total success. The meal and the broads danced all over the coast like a PCP freak eating his girlfriend's lung. Thanks to eve...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:11:00 GMT

TOUR 06

CUM CLOSET TOUR '06 - NOVEMBER The Meal and The Broads are doing a power weekend nov 17th thru 19th. 17th - tba 18th - PORTLAND - RANDY'S HOUSE - see Junkface on myspace for details 19th - CHICO - ANO...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:32:00 GMT