Well, were do I begin? I am Evil Ocean Warlord originally from the planet of Eternia. You might recognize me from television’s Masters of the Universe. Frankly, I hated my portrayal on that show, but I couldn’t pass up the six figure salary they were paying me for such little work. If it had been up to me, I would have shoved my special pitch fork straight up Skeletor’s ass and taken over Snake Mountain. The writers and producers, however, were in love with that bony, blue bastard. They made me and my homeboy, Beast Man, look like babbling fools. When the show ended in the mid-eighties, I returned to the ocean to reestablish my evil warlording ways. I quickly put together an army and conquered all of the underwater kingdoms. Taking on the role of dictator over all things oceanic was a huge responsibility. It took such a toll on me that I decided to give it up after ten years on top. I had plenty of money, so I decided to relinquish my power to my cousin Stinkor(which was a huge mistake, as he was quickly dethroned by a rebel group of octopuses) and start a new life on Earth. I built myself a huge aquarium just outside of Las Vegas. The next several years were spent playing poker at the Bellagio and smoking seaweed with Beast Man(he decided he was finished with Eternia as well). Then, out of nowhere, I received a phone call and was told they were bringing back Masters of the Universe. Initially, I told them there was no chance in hell of me returning as Skeletor’s personal bitch. That all changed when they waved a multimillion dollar contract in front of my face. They even agreed to make my character less of a pussy, but nothing really changed. The show failed to catch on with the new generation and was quickly cancelled. It didn’t bother me though, I already had my millions in the bank. After the demise of the show, I decided to just enjoy life. I've traveled the world and seen all the sights. I've even recorded a rap album called "Froggystyle", which should be hitting the shelves soon. Things couldn't be better for this ocean creature. So if you's a down ass playa, then holla at the Terror of the Sea.
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