Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet

About Me

I am currently in school to become a teacher. I am an education major emphasizing comprehensive social studies. I am very professional. I wear a suit.

My Interests

Teaching, history, government, politics, being a professional, wearing a suit, educational psychology, regular psychology, professional psychology, business, economics, professional suit wearing.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Piaget for his studies on the stages of development in life. He revolutionized educational psychology. He was a professional much like I am. I bet he wore a suit.

Music:

I listen to music that expands the minds of my students. I like to listen to what my students like to listen. I'm quite fond of the Professionals and their hit single, "We Wear Suits."

Movies:

The Stanford Prison Experiment, The Substitute, The Dead Poets' Society, A Clockwork Orange, Bad Boyz 2

Television:

Television is the bane of American society, save for the excellence that is Boston Legal. You will find nothing but professionals in the show - most of whom wear suits.

Books:

Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, Scholarly articles published in several journals, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, The Art of War, Textbooks.

Heroes:

"Big" Willard Christopher Smith, Piaget, Erik Erikson, Mark Niewinski, John Wallace, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton, Richard Nixon, Theodore Roosevelt, my tailor.

My Blog

Brawl friend code

3265-4724-0378
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:00:00 PST

I am Jorel! Master of Scheduling!

Last year on my birthday Carol Ryan decided to be tight and get me a camera. I didn't get it until a few days ago. So I went on a CRAZY adventure. My only regret is that I have Bonitis. TO KICK OFF TH...
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:50:00 PST

Scotch

As I was chillin' with Barry Lee makin' Steven(moo) and Steven(oink), I had an epiphany. A rather negative epiphany. Lots of people talk about how much money I have, and that's rather unsettling to me...
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:18:00 PST

Captain Morgan and Pepsi Breasts

So last night was the senior prom, and instead of being stuffed into a dress tailored to cinch my waist into a little 6inch nothing and push my already too-large breasts into billowing mountains with ...
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:53:00 PST

The World Record

Once upon a time, there was a boy. This boy was fat. There were fatter people then. They thought they were superior to the boy. Little did they know, that boy would soon become... THE LARGEST MAN ON T...
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:26:00 PST

The Ultimate How-to! How to Draw Chris Ryan!

Hey kids! It's time to learn how to draw everyone's favorite Saturday morning action hero! No not Batman, although Batman's fuckin' tight! You guessed it! Chris Ryan! Just follow these simple steps an...
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Twentysix

Ok so this one time I was going to play tennis with Quincy. We headed down to the Black Mountain Recreational Center (Kristina works there.), because it's cooler than Mission Hills because stupid fags...
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE BATTLE TO END ALL BATTLES.

WHO HAS THE MORE AWESOME NECKBEARD?!?!?!?weed?!!?!??!?!!?!?! the identities of the participants have been censored (poorly) for their protection. Sorry about the crappy photoshop. I'm lazy....
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A completely serious anecdote on the difficulties experienced during a match of tennis.

It started way back in '89. DJ Jazzy Jeff was like "Hello sir, I am a thomas." and I, being a two-year-old, was like "DJ Jazzy Jeff, you are my niggah because you're down with Will Smith." Begi...
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An informative conversation on the Goth philosophy.

Applebottom0331: CHRISObesityChris: hiApplebottom0331: U DONT LIKE BRADApplebottom0331: HELLOObesityChris: yeah that guys a doucheApplebottom0331: I LOVE HIMApplebottom0331: HE IS ONE OF MY GOOD FRIEN...
Posted by Head Chef The Largest Man on the Planet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST