PUTTING AN END TO THIS G-D FORSAKEN WORLD
I take everything and make it my own.
Designer
Bassist
Guy for Faded Industry Entertainment
Web Designer
Dork
Kinda Lumpy and Hairy to boot...
Down for anything...
I also have a very strange sense of Humor
Instant Pestering:
- AIM = tugonmywiener
- Yahoo = lifeislaced
(don't be a jerk. hit me up.)
Jon Stewart for President
L O K O P H Y L U M
L O K O P H Y L U M / M Y S P A C E
i T u n e s
The Rules of Conduct that must be observed if/when you meet me:
1. Do not make direct eye contact with me.
2. You must adhere to the following procedure when shaking my hand:
i. Stand directly in front of me with both feet together.
ii. Extend your arm in front of you and wait for me to engage if I choose to do so.
iii. If I grant you a hand shake, you may hold my hand, pump once or twice, and then promptly let go. I will then wipe my hand with a moist towelette, and you will bow, step aside and quickly walk away.
3. You must stand at least 3 feet (1 m) apart from me at all times.
4. Do not talk directly to me. If you want to tell me something, write it down and hand it to an assistant.
5. Formal attire is encouraged (suit + tie if possible).
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