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Lauren is Fat

About Me

Hi, my name is Lauren Spermburger, I have a bigger mass than saturn, and im so fat i have my own zip code. I love Greg Karbutfoodsky, hes so cute, i could just eat him up. I love greg, and i love food, and when the 2 come together, i can blow a load, which i will eat too. Dont make fun of me, or i'll think i can kick ur ass, and i wont tell you when im coming, because you can hear the earthquakes in the floor as im running to your house, but dont worry, i only get tired after a second of running, then i collapse and eat something. My shadow weighs 42 pounds! Weight watchers is working, yay. Excuse me while i go eat Greg so we can be together forever!!!!!!!Music Video Codes - MySpace Codes - Funny Videos

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ashlee Simpson (Hmmmm), Minime [Mouth drools] oooo yea....

My Meals
I have 60 Meals.

hmmm...pie

hmmm... chocolate

hmmm... babies

hmmm...lard

hmmm...butter

ummm... doughnuts

hmmm... earth

hmmm... the click five

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My Blog

Poem!

I just came back from Japan, those funny little asians gave me a nickname there, was it Godzilla? or King Kong? or maybe both?My Name is Lauren And I Love FoodI'll Eat A Popstar When I'm In The MoodIt...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:02:00 GMT