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Mike Noordzy

About Me

I play bass. Upright and electric. I also play guitar and contra alto clarinet. And i do a solo (sometimes duo with Ben Ross) sensitive singer songwriter thing too. I currently whore myself out to the following bands: Mothguts, Albino Midget Showdown, Velveeta, Milky Chicken Spit, the Steve Hudson outer bridge ensemble, Austin McCutchen, I oboe you nothing, Jason Loughlin's mindbreakers, Thieves of leviticus, an iota of terminal reponsibility, Just the tip, a mountain of cards, Lug Rust, Guitar Guts, Hammerheaded, Soul Amputation, Johnny and the Sounchecks, Mau Mau Tsnuami, Johnny and the vacumms, Johnny jerkoff and the Blues machine, the Fuzzpops, Lesley Gore and the Asian Beatles. I was also a member of the Cat's Pajamas and Philips Head, two great bands who are no longer together. I enjoy reading, writing, painting, raw garlic, black coffee, bidi's, tequilla, soup, talking, not talking, chronic, dirt, the clash, sharks, al capone slims, halls cherry cough drops, heineken, cheese steaks, fake moustaches, shuffles, driving, and raising hell. I’m opposed to turtle neck sweaters, pet birds, Val Kilmer, sushi, nazis, nascar, celebrities, bullshit, political correctness, fake drums, bossa novas, organizations, heights, amusement parks, feelings, buying printer ink, people from Pennsylvania, the beach, having fun, and most importantly, Van Halen’s cover of “pretty woman.”oh yeah, i wrote a book. It's called "Word: you sure you want snakey." It's being published by the idiom magazine. It non-poetically tackles subjects like urine, necrophilia, mud, sharks, mellencamp, beer and shit like that. If you'd like a copy send me a message with your address and i'll send one a long. yo buy my shirts "Never let i be said that gave my life for any cause, but rather that i took advantage of my impending death." Anton LaVey

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/18/2006
Band Members: Some of the fine people i work with include: Ben Ross, Chris Welcome, Anthony Ware, David Freeman, Steve Hudson, Mark DeJong, Claire Daly, Tony Panzica, Jerry Boher, Ben Clapp, Jimmy James, Jesse Little Big Toe, Steve Honoshowsky, Willy Carmona, Adam Scherrer, Joe Harvard, Jacko Monahan, Chuck Welsch, Dan Weeks, Lesley Gore, Chris Giraldi, Austin McCutchen, Max Ross, Brian Wolfe, Mike Heady, Knud Jensen, Evan Obercian, Sparkplug, Jason Loughlin, Jeff Richards, Dave Halpern, Sergio Cordova, and a slew of other unemployed lowlifes.
Influences: Sharks, Charlie Haden, Keith Richards, Richard Pryor, Schoenberg, William Parker, Booker T. and the Mg's, Bela Lugosi, Painkiller, David Lynch, Gloria Coates, Rodney Dangerfield, Knud Jensen, Lou Reed, Eric Dolphy, Mingus, Tom Waits, Ornette Coleman, John Lee Hooker, Andrew Dice Clay, Black Sabbath, Last Exit, Derek Bailey, Cecil Taylor, Hank Williams, William S. Burroughs, The Meters, Dr. John, John Lurie, Mazzy Star, Herb Robertson, The Misfits, Webern, Minor Threat, Sonny Rollins, Junior Brown, Lee Konitz, Elliot Smith, Jaws, George Carlin, Roy Orbison, Fred Anderson, Jim Jarmusch, Charles Bukowski, The Cramps, Screamin jay Hawkins, Peter Brotzmann, The Clash, Hamid Drake, Woody Allen, Jim Norton, Bartok, Albert Collins, Wayne Shorter, Paul Bley, Jacko Monahan, Albert Ayler, Miles, Trane, Bird, Elvin, Bruce Springsteen, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Paul Simon, Radiohead, Television, Sublime, Van Morrison, Paul Motian, Joe Strummer, Steve Reich, Fugazi, Bob Dylan, John Zorn, Bill Laswell, King Tubby, Sly and Robbie, Joe Henry, Jack DeJohnette, Fred Frith, Marc Ribot, Dr. Dre, Anthony Braxton, the Velvet Underground, Henry Rollins, Hunter Thompson, Anton LaVey, Dead Kennedy's, Dennis Hopper, Jackson Pollock, Danzig, Lesley Gore, Wu Tang clan, Operation Ivy, Greatful Dead, Elvis Costello, the Rev. Horton Heat, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Morphine, Pavement, Pantera, Leonard Cohen, Bill Frisell, Harvey Birdman and Stoney Mountain.
Sounds Like: shit, bad music, the sonic equivalent of an awful time, ocean waves, modern country sensation band Lonestar, and the beatles if they were asian.
Record Label: whats that?

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