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1 MORE SLEEP.

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Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:42:00 GMT

my mom is hilarious.

note: my mom is on a cruise in greece/italy with a bunch of old peoplesubject: final notesam waiting for the midnight gala buffet to open. am alone because the rest of the crew is sleeping. everyone i...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:20:00 GMT

the real kramer probably isnt a racist.

We stop for soup!!!!! Hi Andrea,Thanks for choosing to join us on Kramer's Reality Tour. Guaranteedyou're going to have a great time.This e-mail confirms your reservation for 2 seats on Kramer's Tour...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:40:00 GMT

fuck you, vancouver.

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Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:55:00 GMT

adventures in crustomer service.

*tina* says:i hate your [email protected] says:thanks me too
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:07:00 GMT

WE MET TOBIAS.

Shhh...no words, no words.
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:13:00 GMT

GET ME OUT OF HERE.

from: ticketsfromtheweb.com subject: your New York Knicks tickets ..> ..>   Andrea,Thank you for your recent order from TicketsFromTheWeb.  We have successfully processed your order an...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:46:00 GMT

tobias funke is my only friend

with a friend like that, who needs anyone else? ...okay kd, you can come home now.        
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:32:00 GMT

a life without mondays

k: "...i would go butt fucking wild" a: "excuse me?"k: "ahhahahaahahahaaaaaaa"a: "hahahahaaaahahahahahahhha"
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 00:46:00 GMT

moving on up to main.

hey, i still have my pumpkin from halloween! ew gross! yet sort of awesome at the same time...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:38:00 GMT