About Me
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I am narcissistic, histrionic, schizotypal, hedonistic and articulate.
I'm an outrageous incurable flirt,I spend most of my life in incomprehensibly short skirts,i'm lazy, i'm scruffy,i don't do the girlie thing, i can't be bothered with make up, nail polish, cuddly toys, hair do's, hen nights or gossip,i smoke too much, i drink far too much, i'm superstitious when it suits me, i have a serious chilli addiction,i eat at least one cake/pastry from a bakery every single day, i'm manipulitive,i'm an orgasm addict, i'm impulsive, I can't stop dancing,
I'm opinionated, political, passionate, argumentative and generally hard work but I am very very funny and you would honestly love me....
Somewhat predictably my main loves are music, food and sex,Also love F1 motor racing, partying, cooking, tropical fish (random I know,please note there is a comma in there i like both tropical fish and cooking I DO NOT like to actually cook tropical fish...)
I really really hate:
Pregnant women smoking, mornings, ringtones, the word "minge", work, people who don't clear up after their dogs, rudeness, violence, insecurity, jealousy, mondays, celebrities, tossers, possessiveness, politicians, liars (same thing??), people who are; racist, sexist, homophobic, gypsy haters, sexist women-that reminds me Germaine Greer can't stand her, feminists (we may be equal but we are NOT the same), raisins, pubic hair (particularly unauthorised pubic hair), people who fail to train their dogs/children, Michael Schumacher, Beyonce (see earlier point about man haters) McDonalds-the company not just the rancid food, shopping unless for something edible, being cold, people who mail me without having read my profile, women who insist upon wearing hipsters but neglect to buy hipster thongs with results we are all more than familiar with, people who drink and drive.
AND REMEMBER KIDS: GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, RAPPERS DO.
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