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Digger

About Me



I will one day arise to be the greatest, most evil super-villain of all time.

My Interests

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My Blog

Waking the Cadaver

              Within the first few days following death, the human bodys organs and cells begin to deteriorate due to a chemical process called autolysis. It is at this stage that the body is at it...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 20:58:00 GMT

Open Mic Fiasco

About a week or so ago I made an impromptu appearance at the open mic night held at Magdelena's Tea House in Lansing. I pass this establishment several times everyday on the way to and from various "t...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Behold My Dark Vision

It came to me in a dream. I'll soon to step beyond the realm of music and into a frightening world of confusion and bloodlust.In my dream I found myself in a grand auditorium, much like an upscale mov...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:56:00 GMT

Good Song...Bad Movie

  Recently, on a trip to the antique mall for a routine vhs purchase I came across a rather interesting movie entitled Space Rage: Breakout on Prison Planet starring Richard Farnsworth. I know wh...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 23:31:00 GMT

FUTURAMA again?

It's late and there is nothing on, except Futurama. I don't even really like this show, but for some reason I just keep watching it. I've seen all the episodes and I know that it's just not that great...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 00:48:00 GMT

The REAL Pick of Destiny

I think the D in Tenacious D stands for day, because man...I had one! I went to the meridian mall to buy my Tenacious D ticket for next week. $45, more than I wanted to pay. Then trecked to best ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:43:00 GMT

One step closer to the death of fun

A little over a week ago I fulfilled a life long goal, seeing Iron Maiden live. Myself and 2 roomates travelled fully prepared for the show ahead: A 12 pack of Miller High Life, 8 stole...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:29:00 GMT