Mr. Man

Hi! My name is Moritz and I live in Honolulu, Hawaii. My favorite activites are napping, eating, whining, going for nightly runs with my mom, and licking my own ass. I have a great life here in Honolulu; I have a big yard and lots of room to run on the bike path that goes in front of my house. My mom is training for a triathlon right now so we run a lot. In fact, she is typing this since i don't have opposable thumbs.